The scene opens with Magenta walking quite quickly through a backstage area of the Yankee Stadium, after a little bit of walking she opens a door which has a sign that says Brian Wilson on it. The camera then follows her into the room, when it does we can see Brian Wilson watching the TV whilst scratching his backside.

Magenta: Hey Brian get up, Sabre wants to see you right now.

Brian Wilson: Tell him I can’t make it Battlestar Galatica is about to come on.

Magenta: Brian I said Sabre wants to see you right now, and when I say right now I mean that if you don’t come immediately he’ll come looking for you and probably rip your head right off.

Brian Wilson: Well if put it that way. I’ll be there straight away.

Brian gets up and Magenta leads him to Sabre’s locker room, although Magenta does insist on walking ten yards ahead of Brian as she doesn’t want to seen with him. On getting to the locker room Sabre can be seen sitting on an expensive looking leather recliner holding a piece of paper.

Brian Wilson: Sabre you sent you wanted to see me.

Sabre: Yes that’s right Brian strange as it may seem I actually do want to see you, because you see in my hand I actually have some evidence to back up the obvious fact that The Rebellion will beat Team OCW without any difficulty what so ever.

Brian Wilson: And what’s this evidence then.

Sabre: It’s all on this piece of paper, because this paper contains the results of a poll taken this week by the readers of world wide wrestling dot com to determine who they thought were the hundred best wrestlers in OCW history, and over one hundred thousand people responded to the survey so the poll is one which should be respected. Anyway let’s have a look to see where various people came on the list.

Sabre moves his finger down the list for a while before stopping near the bottom of the piece of paper.

Sabre: Okay here we go, at number ninety six just below The New York Brawler is none other than Joel Crystal, my god that’s just pathetic he barely gets onto the list at all, but then again given his chronic lack of ring skills what can you expect. Hell his ranking was so bad that the people who decided to have a laugh when they filled out the poll and instead of voting for the best wrestlers instead voted for the worst wrestlers managed to get Sabby 2 Sexy into a higher place on the poll than Crystal because Sabby managed to get to the dizzy heights on number eighty eight. And let’s face it being ranked lower than Sabby 2 Sexy really does show that you are completely lame.

Sabre now moves his finger up the list slightly.

Sabre: Now we have to move all the way to number sixty three on the list, because it’s in this position that we can find Christopher Courtley. Some people might argue that Christopher is ranked in such a low position because he’s only new to the fed and hasn’t had enough matches to justify a higher ranking, but personally I say that’s a load of bollocks, because Courtley is right down near the bottom of the list as he just isn’t good enough to get near the top of the survey. In the short amount of time he’s had here he may have won a title and he might have beat Painkiller, but the fans that responded to the survey agree with me that it’s just because he’s been lucky. Well on Monday it’s pretty obvious to me that his luck will finally run out when he ends up on the receiving end of a Sabrecrusher and then on the receiving end of a one two three.

Sabre moves his finger up the list a bit more.

Sabre: Okay here we are at number forty two. This spot is taken up by Rick White, personally I don’t believe he deserves such a high spot, because it is quite obvious that the guy has no talent what so ever. Maybe he got the sympathy vote because he’s leaving the fed soon. Well whatever the reason, the fans got it wrong with this one as I’ll prove when I personally make him tap with the Sabre Death Lock, and thus end his pitiful OCW career.

Once again Sabre moves his finger up the list slightly.

Sabre: Now we’re at number twenty five. Here you’ll find Amos Stamos. Given Amos’ poor run of form lately I would have thought that he’d have a lower rank, nevermind though,when I destroy him on Monday, he’ll probably slip right down the charts, possibly even below Sabby. Anyway it’s pretty safe to say that the ranking of my four opponents on Monday is not very impressive, the only thing less impressive than them is their respective wrestling abilities, because without exception those four guys all suck. Now let’s compare those feeble results with the positions of the Rebellion on the survey. Obviously The Minister can’t make it onto the list because he’s never wrestled here before, but to find out where J-Man, Painkiller and myself are you have to look right at the top ten of the list. But to create a little suspense why don’t I run down the whole top ten.

Brian Wilson: If you insist.

Sabre: Okay then at number ten is Achilleos, I haven’t really got much to say about him other than the fact that his wrestling skills were pretty damn good, not as good as mine but still impressive. At number nine we have the first of my tag team partners, and that person is J-Man. I think that’s a bit harsh from the fans because J-Man has proven time and time again that he is a world class competitor, personally I would have J-Man in at least the top five. Anyway at number eight we have Chris Kostoff. At his best Chris could certainly compete with top guys so he deserves a high ranking but he could never get the job done when it mattered could he, in our only match in OCW I had him tapping out to the one thousand years of pain, but despite that fact the man still had ability and deserves his spot. Right at number seven we’ve got Gator why he’s there I have no idea, I never rated him at all, but the fans have spoken and there decision no matter how misguided is final. At number six we have Blade Helms, another guy I never rated, and a guy who I beat so many times that even I with my university education lost count of number of victories. But he was the first ever version one world champ as he reminded us so many times so there is at least a little excuse for him to be at six. At five we see Jakkob McKain, the less said about that the better so I’ll move onto number four who happens to be Bobby D. Bobby is the only wrestler in the top ten who was never in version one, so that shows the impact he’s made here, and I fully believe he’ll keep making that impact on Monday when he gives McKain yet another beating. At number three we see Chris Shea, I suppose given the number of world titles he won he deserves to be near the top, I might not like the guy but I suppose he deserves his spot. At number two we see Painkiller, all I can say about PK is that he’s one hell of a wrestler and a credit to the Rebellion, with him fighting alongside me how can we lose. And given everything PK has done over the years, all the titles and big matches he’s won he definitely deserves to be considered the second best wrestler in the history of OCW.

Brian Wilson: Who’s first then.

Sabre: That’s a bit of a stupid question Brian, it’s so damn obvious that I’m first. Given all that I’ve done in Version one and Version Two could it be any other way. With all those titles I’ve got under my belt and the fact that I’ve beat everyone there is to beat I deserve to be recognised as the best, and thanks to the enlightened people at World Wide Wrestling dot com, I’ve got that honour. And personally I couldn’t be prouder.

Sabre now puts his piece of paper down.

Sabre: So you see Brian. The evidence firmly points to the fact that the Rebellion is going to have a very easy task on Monday, a very easy task indeed. With the sheer pedigree that J-Man, PK and myself possess we will cut through Team OCW like a hot knife through butter, and when that happens Team OCW will fold like a deck of cheap cards and the match is ours. Let’s face it the members on Team OCW are so weak that Paul Middle would have better off making a team out of Richard Simmons, Pee Wee Herman, Wayne Sleep and Martin Short because anyone would be an improvement on White, Courtley, Crystal and Stamos. Anyway it’s pretty obvious that we’re going to win, and when we win it means there will be no more Paul Middle, which can only be a good thing can’t it, because with Middle gone and Dave Martin in charge we will finally see OCW with a bit of decent leadership, and we can finally have a fed which isn’t run by some power mad dictator who hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing. So Middle get counting the hours until you’ve lost your precious federation because come Uprising you’re history.

Magenta now shows Brian Wilson the door as he is no longer needed, the scene then fades to black.