The scene opens outside the main entrance of the County Stadium in Milwaukee. Around the entrance we can see some typical die hard OCW fans who have come to the stadium early so that they can perhaps see some of their heroes, a few of the fans seem to have autograph books and cameras with them so it’s pretty clear what they want from the wrestlers. A few fans have also brought some signs with them just so we know that they’re more hardcore than the other fans standing around. These signs include I came here to be electrified by J-Man, BJ give us a BJ and bring back Magical Mike Mystery. The camera now pulls away from the fans to the road near the entrance, we can now see a big Rolls Royce pull up to the entrance with the familiar Sabre 1 number plate on it. An employee of the arena opens the car door and Magenta gets out looking as gorgeous as ever, predictably she is shortly followed by Sabre. It has to be said that both Sabre and Magenta are looking very tanned at the moment, which makes Magenta look even more sexy than usual. The crowd outside the stadium now see Sabre and they immediately start a Sabre chant, this brings a smile to Sabre’s face and would seem to put him in a quite a good mood because it would appear that Sabre is about to go over and have a chat with the fans, something which he never normally does outside England. But at the last moment before Sabre is about to sign some autographs he reveals his usual colours and shows the fans the bird before walking into the stadium with Magenta. This action is obviously greeted with boos from the crowd, but quite frankly Sabre couldn’t give a shit what they think. The camera now moves away from the fans and starts to follow Sabre and Magenta.

Sabre: Did those sad bastards actually believe I was going to give any of them an autograph. What a bunch of idiots.

Magenta: You showed them Sabre.

Sabre: Why can’t those losers just get a life instead of hanging around stadium entrances all day, surely there must be something more interesting for them to do than wait for wrestlers to enter the arena, but then again we are in Milwaukee so I guess there isn’t that much for them to do to fill there worthless lives.

Standing around the arena entrance is another person who is waiting for the wrestlers to come to the arena, although this person is here for a different reason to all the fans as this person is none other than Lisa Blunt. Lisa sees Sabre and Magenta and immediately pounces on them so she can be the first to interview them now that OCW has returned, but before the interview can begin she has a few things on her mind, and these things require her to shake her finger at Sabre in a most disapproving manner similar to the what Mr America does just before he points his finger at somebody and says YOU.

Lisa Blunt: I saw what you did to those fans Sabre, that wasn’t very nice at all, especially since those fans have been there all day waiting to see their favourite wrestlers.

Sabre: Do I look like I care Lisa, those people out there are just a bunch of sad losers and if they actually had jobs like normal people they wouldn’t have the time to stand about pissing off people like me.

Lisa Blunt: Well I still think you should be nice to them, because it’s people like them who pay our wages.

Sabre: No they don’t Dave Martin signs my pay cheques, any anyway I’ve got enough money in the bank to never ever have to work again. So those retards can go straight to hell.

Magenta: Lisa I take it you didn’t come up to us to talk about how to treat fans properly, so get to the point will you.

Lisa takes a look a quick glance at both Sabre and Magenta.

Lisa Blunt: Okay I’ll get to the point, firstly I’d like to know what you’ve been up to during the OCW break, by the look of those sun tans you’ve both sporting I’d say you’ve been on holiday.

Sabre: Of course we’ve been on Holiday, what else do you expect us to do if we have two weeks off, train constantly like mad men, what’s the point in doing that when I can beat every person in OCW with no difficulty what so ever. So of course I’ve been on holiday, to my private island in the Caribbean if you must know exactly where I went, and that’s all I have say about that, because my private life is none of your bloody business Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: Okay then we can talk about your upcoming match then.

Sabre: Sure we can talk about that if you want, but I haven’t bothered to check out who my opponent is yet, but I’m guessing now that Paul Middle is out of the way I won’t have to put up with his idiotic booking anymore and I’ll probably have a match worthy of someone of my magnitude instead of fighting some imbecile who has no chance of beating me so I’m guessing I’ll be in the main event going after one of the vacant titles against one of OCW’s top stars like Bobby D or Painkiller.

Lisa Blunt: Well you are in the main event.

Sabre: As it should be. But am I up against Bobby D, Painkiller or perhaps J-Man

Lisa Blunt: No it’s none of them, you’re in a tag match this week, it’s you and Ryan Trent up against Scott Monroe and Curtis Kage.

The camera picks up the look on Sabre’s face, we can all see him mouth the words WHAT THE ####!

Sabre: What the hell has that match been booked for, sure I’ve got no problem been teamed with Trent as he is one of top stars round here, but why on earth are we facing total wastes of space like Monroe and Kage, neither of those two assholes are worthy of being in the same arena as me never mind the same match. It just defies belief that I have to waste my time going up against them, when we all know I’ll kick there asses in a manner of seconds.

Lisa Blunt: I have no idea why the match was booked after all I’m not on the booking committee am I, and anyway Monroe and Kage are both great wrestlers, Kage is the Alpha champ, and Monroe is unbeaten. Personally I think they’ve both got a great future here in singles competition and as a tag team, so they are definitely both worthy of facing you.

Sabre: Lisa I decide who’s worthy of facing me not you, and I’ve decided that neither of those two bozos are up to the task. Looking at the match I think the only reason why Dave Martin booked it is because he wants to give me an easy match for my first match back so I can get back in the swing of things because there’s surely no other reason for it being booked.

Lisa Blunt: You just wait and see Sabre, you’re going to be in a real battle next Monday and you’ll need to be at your best to get past two dangerous opponents.

Sabre: That’s crap Lisa, it’s going to be a walk in the park. I didn’t get to the top of the rankings and win the aggression title losing to chumps like Monroe and Kage. It’s going to be an annihilation on Monday, Trent and I will take those two to the cleaners and show everyone why we’re two of the top stars in OCW while our opponents are nothing but also-rans.

Sabre pauses for a few moments to take off a pair of sunglasses that he just happened to be wearing and until now I’ve failed to mention. He then begins to talk again.

Sabre: Lisa you really shouldn’t doubt me you know, I’m at my most dangerous when people start to doubt me. Just look back at when I won the world title for the first time in Version One, there were very few people out there who thought I’d beat Chris Shea, but I didn’t just beat him I kicked his ass over the ring and won the world title, and just look back to Night of Redemption. For some reason J-Man went into our match as the favourite, but I proved everyone wrong when I won what should have been voted the best match in OCW history but thanks to Paul Middle’s politicising it wasn’t even nominated. So Lisa if you’re doubting me going into this match, and you’re thinking that there might be a chance I could lose, then I’ll just have to raise my game won’t I and give my so called opponents the biggest beatdowns of their miserable lives. Just face facts Lisa I’m the most accomplished wrestler in this fed so I’m not about to lose to a couple of nobodies am I. Now Lisa I’ve had enough of this little chat, I would prefer not to spend my first day back in OCW talking to you all day long so excuse me while I go off and do more interesting things.

With that Sabre and Magenta leave Lisa behind, Lisa looks a little bit perturbed by their sudden departure, but she’ll have to learn to live with it as there isn’t a damn thing she can do about it. The scene then fades to black.