The scene opens in the Key Arena, everything has now been set up for the upcoming show, the lighting is ready, the Omegatron is set up (or whatever it’s called now that Dave Martin is in charge), the commentary position is ready and most importantly the ring is ready. However there is still some time to go before the show opens so there are no fans present. In fact there are only three people in the entire arena, and these three people are currently standing in the ring, and these people are none other than Sabre, Magenta and everyone’s favourite reporter Lisa Blunt. Lisa has a microphone in hand and it looks as thought she is ready to speak.

Lisa Blunt: Okay Sabre I just got a message from one of the boys in the back saying you wanted to see me in the ring, so what’s this all about then.

Before Sabre answers Lisa he stands proudly for a few moments as though he is incredibly pleased with himself.

Sabre: It’s simple really Lisa, I brought you out here because I wanted to show you once again why I’m the number one guy is this organisation, I want to show you why I’m the person who puts bums on seats and bumps up the TV viewing figures every time I wrestle and most importantly I want to show you why I’m the man who should have been given the Ultimate Title on the last edition of Blast.

Lisa Blunt: And just how are you going to show me that Sabre.

Sabre stands proudly again, this time a smug smile appears on his face.

Sabre: By showing you my brand new move, it’s a move I have been working on for quite some time now and when I do it you’ll definitely see why I’m number one round here.

Lisa Blunt: I don’t see how one move is going to do that.

Sabre: Believe me Lisa when you see this move you’ll have no doubts about why I’m the best and why I’ll have no problems kicking Bobby D’s ass and taking his precious little title from him.

Lisa Blunt: Er you’re not going to hit that move on me are you, I hope you didn’t get me down to the ring for that, because surely that would be Brian Wilson’s role.

Sabre: Don’t worry Lisa I’m not going to do the move on you, because after all unlike some of the more barbaric and stupid people round here.

Magenta: (Cough) Scott Monroe (Cough).

Sabre: Yes unlike some of my more barbaric fellow wrestlers I don’t feel the need to attack women, because I prefer to actually only fight people who have a chance against me.

Lisa Blunt; Er you didn’t stick to that rule when you faced off against Nancy Gream did you, because you kicked her ass.

Sabre: That was different, and anyway that was a proper match fought under proper rules and not attacking some weak and feeble women from behind like a cowardly bastard which is more Scott Monroe’s style. Anyway Lisa you don’t have to worry I’m not going to hit you, but I might consider doing a bit of damage to Brian Wilson at some point down the line, that might be fun.

Lisa Blunt: I’ve got no problem with that, okay are you going to show me the move then.

Sabre: Of course I will Lisa, but not right now, because before I do that I want to talk about my match on Blast this week against that waste of human flesh Scott Monroe.

Lisa Blunt: And what exactly would you like to say about him.

Sabre: Firstly did you watch his last promo.

Lisa Blunt: Of course I did, I have to watch all the promos it’s part of my job. Although when it came to people like Sabby 2 Sexy and Nozferatu I wish I hadn’t of bothered

Sabre: Well I didn’t watch it, well not all of it anyway, I caught the first five minutes and I after seeing that I thought what the hell, this isn’t about OCW or DCW so what on earth is it doing on our television show, so after that I decided to stop watching it and get one of my assistants to do the honours instead.

Lisa Blunt: So you don’t know what Scott said then.

Sabre: Not exactly Lisa, I did get my assistant to report back to me about anything Monroe might have said that might some relevance to me of this federation, but he really didn’t say that much about those things did he so my assistant didn’t have much to report back to me.

Lisa Blunt: He did have a few things to say though.

Sabre: Well not much but he did say something along the lines of where should he wrestle either in OCW or in some little indy fed called the EWCL, well I would suggest to him that he runs as fast as he can towards that indy fed because if he does he’ll spare himself one hell of a beating on Blast, because when I get my hands on him this week, I’m going to bust him up real bad and make sure that he’s suffers like he’s never suffered before I put him out of his misery and pin his shoulders to the mat for the count of three.

Once again Sabre stands proud for a few moments before beginning to speak again.

Sabre: I was also told by my assistant that Scott is still going round thinking he’s some big shot who I should fear and who could destroy me anytime he wants to. My God if he still thinks that he must be an even bigger moron than I thought he was last week. After I proved my superiority last week you’d think he’d know better, but it seems he still hasn’t learnt his lesson as he’s still going round thinking he’s God’s Gift to wrestling. Why he hasn’t learnt his lesson yet I just don’t know perhaps he’s insane, perhaps he’s retarded in some way or maybe he’s just a little bit slow. But personally I’m not prepared to accept any of those excuses, because I’m just not going to accept a man claiming to be better than me when he isn’t even half the wrestler I am. So this week Lisa I’ll just have to give Monroe another lesson won’t I, and that lesson will involve me showcasing my awesome technical wrestling ability and making Monroe look like a complete ass as I wrestle circles round him on my way to picking up another win. When I get in the ring this week Lisa you will see what technical wrestling is all about, you’ll see skills that people like Bobby D, Painkiller, J-Man and most importantly Scott Monroe could only dream about, and when I show everyone these amazing skills and put Monroe through hell for the second straight week then surely little Scotty will finally see why I’m number one in this fed while he is nothing but an also ran barely fit to clean my wrestling boots. Lisa you along with my runt of an opponent this week will just have to accept that when I square off against Scott Monroe on Blast the only thing we will see is my insignificant opponent getting completely squashed like the worm he is.

Lisa Blunt: Those are big words are you sure you can back them up.

Sabre: Of course Lisa, but enough of the talk, it’s time to show you my new move, and remember it’s this move that will show you why I should be the Ultimate Champion instead of that Pretty Boy Poser Bobby D.

Lisa Blunt: Go on then Sabre show me it, by the way what’s the move called.

Sabre: Okay prepare to be amazed as I show my new move, The Sabrerooni.

Sabre drops down to one knee, and puts his hand out in front of him, he then performs a perfect spinarooni to get back on to his feet, a move that even Lisa Blunt is impressed by.

Magenta: Now can you dig that, SUCKA.

Sabre stands proud once again as the scene fades to black.