The scene opens with Sabre and Magenta walking out of a very modern looking glass building. At the front of the building we can see a big sign which says Sabre, Pinkerton and Bailey Solicitors on it. Sabre and Magenta then walk towards a big Rolls Royce which just happens to be parked right on front of the building, but before they can make it to the car they are intercepted by the familiar figure of Lisa Blunt, who as usual has a microphone in hand ready to get the latest scoop. For the moment Sabre and Magenta try to ignore her, although they make sure she is close enough to hear what they’re saying.

Sabre: Oh man you really can’t do anything can you these days without Lisa Blunt finding out about it.

Magenta: It’s like she’s got her own satellite system or something because she seems to know where every wrestler is at all times. It’s just down right spooky is you ask me.

Sabre: I guess we’ll never know how she always seems to know where the wrestlers are, it’s just going to one of lives little mysteries, perhaps she too much time on her hands, or maybe she has contacts in high places, I guess we’ll never know.

Lisa refuses to be ignored though and proceeds to block their path to the car so they will have to answer whatever questions she puts in front of them.

Sabre: Lisa what a pleasant surprise, how can I help you this fine day.

Lisa Blunt: You know fine well what I want Sabre, I want to know what you were doing inside that law firm.

Sabre: That’s quite simple really Lisa, I thought with all these law suits going round at the moment in OCW I thought I might get a piece of the action and issue some law suits of my own.

Lisa Blunt: Oh my god not another wrestler issuing a law suit, this is getting too much to take, anyway who are you issuing law suits against anyway.

Sabre: Well firstly there’s J-Man, I heard his recent statement about his upcoming lawsuit against Paul Middle, and after hearing the comments about me there is definitely enough evidence to have him in court. For instance how dare he say that my Dad worked in a factory, I’ll have him know that my father is a respected business man and a millionaire in his own right, how else do you think he was able to send me to Eton if he wasn’t totally loaded. I’ll have no one saying I’m working class when I’m quite clearly from the upper echelons of society, so I have every right to sue J-Man for that. And I’m going to sue him for calling Magenta a Man b###h, as we all know Magenta is one of the most beautiful women on the face of this planet and has quite rightly won the Sexist Wrestling Diva Award on power wrestling dot com for the last two years running. So to say she looks like a man is just down right stupid and probably slanderous as well so I can sue him for that. I’d also like to sue him for pretending to be American.

Lisa Blunt: But he is American, he’s from Sacramento.

Sabre: Well that’s what I thought, but in his statement he called me a pommy bastard, which is an insult used only by Australians, so it kind of leads me to believe that J-Man is really a gallow dodger rather than the American he claims to be, if he had called me a Limey I wouldn’t have questioned his origins as that’s the word used by most retarded Americans to insult the English.

Lisa Blunt: Well perhaps J-Man is more knowledgeable than most people and has a larger vocabulary. So he’d know that insult where most Americans wouldn’t

Sabre: Come on it’s J-Man we’re talking about here, he’s completely clueless, anyway from now on I’m convinced that he’s really from Australia and I’m going to sue him for pretending to be from a country he’s not really from.

Lisa Blunt: So you’re going to sue Lennox Lewis and Greg Rudedski then as well.

Sabre chooses to ignore that Anti British comment from Lisa.

Sabre: While I’m at it I’m also going to sue Bobby D.

Lisa Blunt: What for?

Sabre: For being a total dickhead, and I’m sure at some point he’s claimed to be the best wrestler in OCW, something which is of course totally wrong because I’m easily the best wrestler here, so I’m also going to sue him for falsely claiming to be better than he really is.

Lisa Blunt: You’re not really going to sue them are you, those lawsuits you mentioned don’t sound like they have a hope of succeeding.

Sabre pauses for a few moment and tries to maintain the serious facial expression which he had been using up until this point but alas he can’t and he breaks into a smile.

Sabre: No of course I’m not going to sue them, I’m only came to these lawyers to see my sister who’s a senior partner here, hence the name Sabre, Pinkerton and Bailey, because you see every member of the Sabre family is successful no matter what area they work in. Lisa unlike J-Man and Bobby D I’m a real man, and real men settle their differences in the ring, not with a bunch of highly paid lawyers, and when J-Man stops being so lazy and finally gets off his Antipodean arse, I’ll be glad to settle any differences we might have in the ring, in any kind of match Dave Martin can come up with, so J-Man if you want a match just sign on the dotted line and you can have it, but just remember last time we squared up I kicked your ass and I’ll kick it again if we ever meet in the future. Now onto Bobby D, we get to settle some of our differences this week, naturally being the coward that you are, you haven’t put the Ultimate Title on the line because you know I’d easily take it off you so we’ll have to settle some more differences at a later date, but on Monday I’ll extract as much revenge as possible from Bobby setting him up nicely for another beating in the not to distant future when I take his precious little belt from him and become the new Ultimate Champ.

Lisa Blunt: Bobby might have something to say about that, he’s nicely rested up after a few weeks off, and he’ll be raring to go on Monday to show everybody why he’s the Ultimate Champ.

Sabre: Lisa there is just no way Bobby is going to win, as I’m just to mad with him, and that’s not the bad kind of madness that makes you go off and do irrational things and be susceptible to a quick pin fall, it’s the good kind of madness that gets you totally focussed on the task in hand, and when I’m totally focused there isn’t a man alive who can even come close to beating me, least of all that useless pretty boy Bobby D. And at the moment I have every right to be mad with Bobby, not only is he holding the belt that should rightfully belong to me but last week he done something which marks him down for numerous beatings from yours truly. He actually got involved in my match and cost me a win. Everyone knows that I had that match won, I hit the Blammy Award winning Sabrecrusher on Little Scott Monroe and he was ready to be pinned, there was no way he was going to kick out of that, so the match was mine, and I was going to further increase my incredible winning streak, but thanks to Bobby D that’s not going to happen is it, because he just had to get involved didn’t he. Well that involvement is going to cost him, and it will cost him on two fronts, firstly he’ll have to endure another hour long Scott Monroe promo talking about anything but OCW, if I’d have won the match perhaps we would have seen the end of them of them, but we’ll get at least one more out of him now, and secondly he’s going to feel once again what it’s like to be sabreized. Bobby I’m not going after Scott Monroe for what happened on Blast, I’ve already shown everyone for two straight weeks that I’m way better than him, so I’m not wasting any more time with him, the only person I’m going after is you Bobby, so get ready for pain, because next Monday that’s exactly what you’ll be getting as I kick your ass once again and show everyone why I should be the Ultimate Champ, instead of you, you pathetic son of a b###h. Now Lisa I’m kind of busy I’m off to see my other sister who just happens to be a very successful doctor so I’ll see you later.

Sabre and Magenta leave Lisa and get into the Rolls Royce, which drives off into the distance. When it does so the scene fades to black.