The scene opens on the observation deck near the top of the
Empire State Building, at the moment we can see Sabre, Magenta and Brian
Wilson all looking down on the busy Metropolis that is New York City. After a
few moments of looking Brian Wilson begins to speak.
Brian Wilson: Sabre
I know we’ve got a nice view and all up here, but what are we doing up here,
instead of somewhere a bit nearer the ground, as I feel a little bit more
secure down there.
Sabre:
It’s for an analogy Brian, because you just can’t beat analogies can you. Now
I had wanted to make my point on top of Mount Everest as that would have been
even more appropriate but for obvious reasons that just wasn’t practical so
this is the second best place for what I have to say.
Brian Wilson: Go on
then, spit it out so we can get back onto Terra Firma.
Sabre:
It’s quite simple really Josh, here I am standing at the top of the Empire
State Building looking down on all those pitiful citizens of New York, and
just like I’m looking down on the people of New York, there can be no doubt
that after the ass whopping I handed out to Bobby D on the last edition of
Blast that I’m currently looking down on every other DCW superstar. Going
into the match, Bobby D was supposed to be number one wasn’t he, but I think
after I took him to the cleaners last Monday there can be no doubt that I’m
infinitely better than he is, and that I’m the big man round here. I’m so
good that Bobby had to use every trick in the book to try and avoid fighting
me, he hid in the back, put a disguise on and tried to get a cheap count out
win, but none of those plans were good enough were they Brian, because I
still got my hands on him, and when I did get my hands on him, bloody hell he
was annihilated. I almost ripped him apart didn’t I and I dominated him so
much that he just had to go ahead and get himself intentionally disqualified
didn’t he, because he knew there was just no way he could beat me. Hell I
even made him bleed didn’t I, but then again I did say I was going to do that,
and I always do what I say I’m going to do. Brian you’ll just have to accept
the fact that I’m way better than Bobby D, and that I’m way better than
everyone else too, so Dave Martin might as well give me the Ultimate Title
right now, because if he doesn’t I’m just going to have to take it by force
won’t I, and I guarantee that Bobby D won’t like that one bit, because it
will almost certainly mean that he’s in for another night of extreme pain,
but just in case Bobby actually gets a backbone and doesn’t just hand me the
title, he had better put it on the line against me as possible because if he
doesn’t on the next edition of Blast I’m going to just have to track him down
again and make him give me my shot. So Brian if Bobby has the guts he can put
up his title against me at the Next Pay Per View, and Brian he’d better
accept because I’m not going to take no for an answer, and when he accepts
I’m not going to let him take the cowards way out, because if we do have this
title match at the pay per view, I’m going to make sure it’s a cage match so
Bobby can’t escape me and can’t get the match thrown out. Brian at the pay
per view Bobby will have to face his destiny, and because his destiny
involves facing me, he’s going to come up short and he’s going to once again
leave the match an absolute bloody mess.
Sabre
has another look down at New York, before he and Magenta leave the edge of
the observation deck and go and sit on a bench near the middle of the deck.
This gives the message to Brian that the interview is over and he can leave
and get back to ground level, but before he can head over to the elevator,
Sabre calls him over.
Sabre:
Where are you going Brian, this interview isn’t over until I say it’s over.
Brian Wilson: But I
thought you’d said your piece about Bobby and you were done.
Sabre:
Well you’re wrong Brian, in case it escaped your notice I’ve got a tag match
this week Ryan Trent and I against Dark Soul and Damien Adams, so I’ve got to
talk about that as well.
Brian Wilson: Go on
then.
Sabre:
Well last week I proved that I’m easily the best singles wrestler in DCW, and
this week I’ll prove that Ryan Trent and myself are the best tag team. The
Two pitiful peons we’ll be facing Mr Demonic Wrestler 62 and Mr Demonic
Wrestler 63 won’t stand in our way, because neither of those two dick heads
is fit to be in the same ring as either of us. Just face it Brian we’re going
to dominate those two morons just like we’ve dominated every other team we’ve
ever faced. Brian once again Trent and myself will show why we’re the best
team and why we should be the tag team champions, and there isn’t a damn
thing Dark Soul or Adams can do about it.
Brian Wilson: I
don’t know Dark Soul has shown that he’s a very capable wrestler and Damien
Adams is the Blast Champion you know.
Sabre:
Speaking of that Blast title, I couldn’t help but notice that it wasn’t
scheduled to be defended this week, and as we all know it’s supposed to be
defended on every edition of Blast, so why doesn’t Damien Adams put it on the
line in our tag match, if either Trent or myself pins him, we’ll become the
new champ. Of course Adams won’t do that because he hasn’t got the balls to
do it, as he knows if he puts his belt on the line one of us will take it
right off him, but if he wants to have any credibility in this federation
he’ll do the honours.
Brian Wilson: Well
I’ll have to give you and Trent the edge when it comes to teamwork you’ve
already teamed together several times and you’ve faced each other numerous
times as well so you both know each others games, but you know Adams and Dark
Soul will be determined to pick up the win.
Sabre:
Determination won’t get them anywhere Brian, the gulf in skill is just too
wide. Anyway you’re absolutely right to say that Trent and I will have the
edge in teamwork, just look at our last tag match against Little Scotty
Monroe and that other guy whose name slips my mind right now because he’s a
bit of a non entity.
Brian Wilson: Our
Alphaweight champion Curtis Kage.
Sabre:
Whatever Brian, in that match Trent and I showed that we were totally on the
same page, we were completely cohesive. There is no way that Mr Adams and Mr
Soul can live with that is there. Just face it Brian they are going down and
going down quickly as Trent and myself move one step close to tag team glory.
So Adam and Dark Soul you had better watch out on Monday and Bobby you had
better watch out too because there is a three hundred and three pound
juggernaut coming after you and you just won’t be able to get out of the way.
Face facts guys you’re going to be smashed to little pieces while I stand
over you with my arm raised after picking up yet another win. Now Brian this
interview is over so get going will you, your ugly face is ruining the view.
Brian
beats a hasty retreat and the scene fades to black.
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