The scene opens in the middle of Time Square, here we can see the hustle and bustle of daily New York life, there are literally tens of thousands of people walking about doing whatever it is they have to do. But in the middle of this mass of humanity there is a little bit of calm because in the middle of all this chaos we can see the unmistakable sight of Sabre, Magenta and Lisa Blunt walking round doing a bit of sight seeing, and generally looking very relaxed. The camera then zooms in through the crowds and we can see the awesome sight of Sabre and Magenta in close up.

Sabre: Allegedly Lisa, this is a great city, with allegedly lots of things to do and see but there is undoubtedly one thing that everyone wants to see more than anything else, they want to see it more than the Empire State Building, more than all the shows on Broadway and even more than the Statue of Liberty.

Lisa Blunt: All those things are definitely worth seeing.

Sabre: Maybe, but the one thing everyone definitely wants to see this weekend is the next edition of Blast at Madison Square Garden, and do you know the reason why people want to watch Blast this Monday Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: I’m sure you’re going to tell me.

Sabre: Because they want to see the two biggest stars in the history of wrestling, firstly they want to see Magenta the sexist and most talented wrestling diva in the entire history of wrestling.

Magenta gives us all a twirl just to remind us how sexy she is.

Sabre: And then they want to see me, the man who is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest wrestler of all time. Better than Bruno Sammartino, better than Andre the Giant, better than Harley Race, better than Chris Shea, better than Painkiller, better than Jakkob McKain and most certainly better than our current Ultimate Champion Bobby D. Face facts Lisa I’m the man who makes DCW the hottest ticket in town and makes everyone tune in every week to DCW TV, it’s me they come to watch not some lowly generic demonic wrestlers like Dark Soul and Damien Adams who’ve done jackshit for this company. Lisa I’m the number one ranked wrestler in this company, and I was the number one ranked wrestler in the original OCW when it closed down, and I’m in that position for a reason Lisa, and that reason is everyone who has crossed my path has ended up crushed beneath my extremely big boot. No matter how big, how fast, how skilled or how lucky they were the result was always the same, I always came out on top, sure there were a few loses along the way, mainly because of outside interference, but in the end, I’ve got the better of every one I’ve ever faced so I quite rightly sit on top of the wrestling world, just face it Lisa I’m definitely hall of fame material. I’m such a star Lisa that every where I go in this city there are people begging me for autographs, just look now there must be hundreds of people standing around waiting for me to sign their little bits of paper.

Sure enough as the camera pans around we can lots of people standing around Sabre and Magenta with autograph books in hand, naturally though Sabre hasn’t the slightest intention on signing anything.

Sabre: Lisa my talent and credentials are so obvious so it’s a down right insult when nobodies like Damien Adams and Dark Soul start saying that they could easily beat Ryan Trent and I in a handicap match.

Sabre et al, stop walking along and go to sit on a nearby bench, a good group of people also stop still trying to get an autograph, but Sabre is still having none of it.

Sabre: Why on earth does Damien Adams think he can beat us both in a handicap match, he isn’t even six feet tall for goodness sake and he doesn’t even has the balls to put his Blast Title on the line. Lisa we all know that little maggot is going to have his head smashed in on Monday so he shouldn’t even bother trying to pretend otherwise. A great wrestler than Ryan Trent can handle Adams no problem at all, but when you add me to the mix, the greatest wrestler of all time he shouldn’t even pretend that he’s going to last more than a few minutes. Lisa he’s going to be annihilated and anyone with even a small amount of wrestling knowledge can see that. And what’s up with Dark Soul saying that I’m scarred to face him, everyone who’s watched OCW since day one knows that I never back down from a challenge, I’ve been in the ring with people like Jakkob McKain and Painkiller, people who unlike Dark Soul actually have a modicum of talent. And did I back down from them, did I bollocks, I met them head on and in my last meeting with those two wrestlers I came out on top. So Mr Generic Demonic Wrestler number sixty five tell me why I should be scarred of you when I’ve faced and beat far better opponents in the past. Dark Soul you’re a nothing, you aren’t even fit to lace up my wrestling boots, and you’d better believe that on Monday I’m going to run right through you, put you in a world of hurt and once again walk away with my hand held aloft by the ref as I pick up my twentieth win in OCW version two, which is an achievement that no one else has even come close to in this organisation I might add. Damien and Dark Soul on Monday you’ll find out what been in the ring with a legend is all about, and it won’t be an enjoyable experience for you, because Ryan Trent and myself are going to take you to school and make sure the pair of you leave the ring a bloody and beaten mess. And one last thing Dark Soul if you’re thinking about facing off against The Minister of Darkness for the Entitled Title, you might as well forget about it right now, because when I’m through with you, you won’t be in any condition to get back in the ring, you’ll be such a mess that you won’t have a chance of winning another match. So prepare for hell boys that exactly what you’re going to get on Monday.

Sabre stops talking for a few seconds to look dismissively at all the people trying to get his autograph.

Sabre: And don’t think I’ve forgotten about Bobby D Lisa. If he doesn’t accept my challenge for the Ultimate Title on Monday I’m going to hunt him down and make him accept the match. I’m not letting that little pussy slip out of my grasp again so when I get my hands on him he’s going to suffer unless he gives me exactly what I want, which is an Ultimate Title Cage Match at the next pay per view. So get ready Bobby, unless I get what I want you could be in for as bad a night as Dark Soul and Damien Adams, and you wouldn’t want that would you.

With that an evil grin appears on Sabre’s face, he and Magenta then get up off the bench and walk off without even contemplating giving out any autographs, the scene then fades to black.