The scene opens in the first class compartment of a large aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean. This flight doesn’t look especially busy in fact it looks positively deserted because there are currently only two people in the whole compartment, these two people are none other than Sabre and Magenta both of whom are currently drinking some champagne and basically trying to wile away the hours until they can reach their destination, without having to resort to the indignity of watching the in-flight movie. The camera now moves in towards Sabre and Magenta to see what they’re up to, when the camera does move up to them we can see that the seat behind Sabre and Magenta is occupied, although it isn’t a person occupying the seat, instead the seat has been given to Sabre’s OCW Aggression Title belt, because after all Sabre is proud to be the Aggression Champion so why shouldn’t he give his title belt a seat of it’s own. After pausing on the belt for a few moments the camera them zooms in properly on Sabre and Magenta to hear what they’re saying.

Sabre: Can you believe it Magenta, pretty soon there’s going to be no more OCW, and you know what that means don’t you.

Magenta: I think I have a pretty good idea.

Sabre: It means that I won’t be able to show everyone on a weekly basis just why I’m the greatest wrestling in the world, and the toughest man to ever set foot on planet.

Magenta: Yeah that’s what I thought.

Sabre: No longer will I be able to show everyone why I’m the king of hardcore or why I’m the Ultimate Fighting Machine, and that’s just down right gutting isn’t it.

Magenta: Absolutely, and it also means I won’t be able to show why I’m the number one diva in the history of the business. Mind you we could always move to some other fed, I suppose when OCW closes down we’ll be the hottest free agents on the market and promoters will be offering us obscene amounts of money to sign up with them.

Sabre: Probably, but it just won’t be the same as competing in OCW will it. Because in those feds I won’t be able to put self righteous pricks like Bobby D, Painkiller, Little Scotty Monroe, Rick White and Dark Soul in their places, and in other feds I won’t be able to easily thwart Paul Middle or Dave Martin’s misguided attempts to hold me down. So it just won’t be the same will it?

Magenta: You’ve got that right, but at least we can go out with a bang at the final ever pay per view, and show all the OCW superstars and fans just why we are the greatest of all time.

Sabre and Magenta now begin to recline in the very comfortable looking chairs whilst sipping some more champagne, and with the ample leg room given to them in first class both of them are looking as though they are very relaxed, however this relaxation doesn’t last long because it soon becomes clear that there is a third person in the first class compartment, and it becomes evident when the toilet door opens and Lisa Blunt walks out of it looking ever so slightly flustered, she is followed a few seconds later by some member of the flight crew, (a male member lol), from the look of Lisa it is pretty obvious what she’s just been up to so there is no need to go into details. The member of the flight crew walks off towards economy class but Lisa without saying a word to him heads of to her seat near Sabre and Magenta. When she gets there Sabre has some disparaging words for her.

Sabre: Lisa don’t you think that was kind of disgusting.

Lisa Blunt: No way Sabre, you can’t beat been in the mile high club and I just love initiating new member into it. It was definitely a pleasure to introduce that man to the club.

Sabre: I wasn’t talking about you having sex Lisa, rather the location where you had sex, I might have to use that toilet at some point and when I’m having a shit I really don’t want to be thinking of you getting down and dirty with some member of the cabin crew, and as an esteemed first class passenger I deserve better than that .So couldn’t you have used the economy class toilet instead because after all economy class scum deserve no better do they.

Lisa Blunt: (In a very sarcastic tone) Oh I’m so sorry Sabre, I’ll remember to do that next time. (Back to normal) Anyway enough of the talk about my sex life, instead why the hell are we travelling over to England when the last ever OCW show is only a week away, shouldn’t you be staying over in America so you can spend as much time as possible getting ready for the big battle to become the last ever OCW Ultimate Champ, and shouldn’t Magenta be getting ready for her big match too.

Up until now while Lisa and Sabre had been talking Magenta hadn’t been paying much attention but after hearing her name she decides to make some input to the conversation.

Magenta: As if I need to get ready to face Chrissy Martin, that women is a complete joke who hasn’t even got a fifth of my talent in the ring. Personally I don’t even understand why she was even given a contract to compete against me, perhaps she has a relative amongst the executive committee or something like that, because I can’t see any other reason why someone as pathetic as her would be given a job by a company as prestigious as OCW. By the way you do remember her performances in Version One don’t you Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: Yes I do Magenta, she had many intense battles over the women’s title.

Magenta: Intense my ass, virtually every match she was ever in was down right terrible, and if I remember rightly she didn’t even come close to winning the women’s belt did she, despite the fact that the level of competition in the women’s division wasn’t that strong in those days because I chose not to compete in version one. Just face facts Lisa she was bloody awful wasn’t she, and someone like me who could easily compete with the men if I wanted to and has gone undefeated for as long as I can remember should have no trouble at all whipping her ass into the middle of the next week. And Lisa you’ve also got to remember that Chrissy has an IQ of about 10, I remember back in version one where she actually challenged Sabre to a match, my god how dumb was that, how could someone as pathetic as her even think she could survive against the Ultimate Fighting Machine.

Sabre: It certainly wasn’t the smartest move was it, and I might add that when I did have to face off against Chrissy, the match must certainly rank as one of my easiest ever wins, hell I didn’t even come close to breaking a sweat.

Magenta: So as you can see Lisa, I’ve got this match in the bag, I could use just about any tactic I wanted and I would still get the job done, because let’s face it Lisa I could out muscle, out wrestle and out think Chrissy Martin any day of the week.

Lisa Blunt: Well we’ll have to wait and see won’t we, but you still haven’t answered my question why are we flying over to the UK Sabre when you’ve got to get ready for a very important match.

Sabre: It’s quite simple Lisa, I’ve got two very important appointments this week, at the moment though I’m not going to tell you what those appointments are, just be assured that they’re very important to me and pretty damn prestigious too. Of course I’ll need to you to come along and report on them for me so all those pitiful OCW fans can know what I’m up to, but at the moment I’m not going to give you all the details so you’ll just have to wait and see what I’m doing. At the first event you can come and film what I’m doing and maybe ask me a few questions when I’m not too busy, there’s going to lot of press at that event anyway so you’ll have someone to stand around with anyway when I can’t be bothering talking to you so it shouldn’t be to bad for you. For my second appointment I’m meeting someone very special, although I’m not giving you any clues who it is yet. You won’t be able to film the meeting though as it’s a strictly private affair, but you can stand outside the building and I’ll talk to you when I’m finished, once again there’s going to be a lot of members of the press covering the event so you should have someone to chat with while you’re waiting for me.

Lisa Blunt: And once you’ve finished with your appointments what are you going to do?

Sabre: Magenta and I will be back over to America as soon as possible, then I’ll quickly get ready for my match, and then I’ll kick Painkiller’s, Bobby D’s and Tommy Massacre’s asses all over the ring to become the final ever OCW Version Two Champion.

Lisa Blunt: That going to be a tough mission though, you’ve got some tough competition haven’t you.

Sabre: Well sort of, Tommy Massacre is just some pathetic little kid who’s nothing but a very poor imitation of his Dad, god knows why he was booked in a match of this calibre against true legends like Bobby D, Painkiller and myself. I predict that once the bell rings he won’t even last ten seconds, especially if I get my hands on his scrawny little one hundred and eighty seven pound body, because if I get hold of him he’s history. Now Bobby D and Painkiller will provide me with some real competition, they are both great competitors, but Lisa you’ve got to admit they just aren’t as good as me are they. Bobby D lacks my killer instinct and ruthlessness, and Painkiller has never had my technical brilliance, and I’m way stronger than the pair of them aren’t I. You only have to look at the last time I faced both those guys to see who’s the better man. Sure they both tested me but in the end true talent came out on top and I pinned both guys one, two, three. Sure this match coming up might be a first blood match but the result is definitely going to stay the same isn’t it. Both Painkiller and Bobby D are going to crushed under my big boot and then busted wide open as I once again rise to the very top of the industry and claim my rightful spot as the OCW Ultimate Champion. It’s just right that I’m going to be the last ever version two champ Lisa, because after all I was the last ever version one champ wasn’t I, and against Painkiller, Bobby D and Tiny Tommy Massacre I can’t see anyone of standing in my way of achieving that amazing feat. Now Lisa if you don’t mind I’m going to catch some beauty sleep, I want to look my best when I touch down in England because I imagine they’ll be thousands of screaming fans waiting to greet me as I get off the plane, and who can blame them because after all I am the greatest wrestler of all time and I am going to be the last ever Version Two Ultimate Champion.

With that Sabre turns away from Lisa and starts to drift off to sleep the scene then fades to black.