The scene opens inside of the Sabre mansion, more specifically it is inside the billiards room of the Sabre mansion. This is a fairly large room and unsurprisingly contained within it is a full sized billiard table, the room is also very nicely decorated with a mixture of fine works of art and billiards paraphernalia on the walls. There is also a very tasteful and probably very expensive sculpture made by the world famous sculptor Sir Henry Moore in the corner or the room and out of the windows we can see a fine view of the North York Moors. On the left wall we can also see a very fine mahogany drinking cabinet contained within this cabinet are some of the most expensive champagnes, clarets, brandies, ports and sherries form around the world. At the moment there are three people in the room, Sabre and OCW commentator Shane Parker are playing billiards while Magenta is getting a brandy from the drinking cabinet, after pouring this out into an expensive glass she sits down on a luxurious leather seat and watches Sabre and Shane play. The camera moves around to watch Sabre take a shot, we see him cannon his white ball off the red ball onto the other white ball, After rebounding off this ball the original white ball goes into the pocket.

Shane Parker: Nice shot Sabre.

Sabre: Well it was okay I suppose, anyway that shot gives me 6 more points and I do believe that’s enough to give me the game.

Shane Parker: Damn it you’re right. You won you lucky son of a gun.

Sabre: It was hardly luck Shane, I beat you one hundred and one points to nil. So I think it was my greater level of skill that allowed me to win and not luck.

Shane Parker: I suppose you’re right, but since I’ve never played this game before I didn’t really have a chance did I, but I’ll tell you what if I had been playing you in pool I would kicked your ass.

Sabre: I doubt it, I’m every bit as good at pool as I am at billiards, but I just don’t choose to play that particular cue sport very often because billiards is just a far more cultured game. It requires intelligence to play it not just the ability to pot a few balls so that’s why it is my cue game of choice. And added to that if your from Middlesbrough you have to good at billiards because three of the last five world billiards champions have come from the town or the surrounding area so you’ve got a lot to live up to.

Shane Parker: Well if I can get a but of practice in I’m sure one day I’ll be able to beat you.

Sabre: No way Shane, I’m just way too good for that to happen, because after all I am the best all round sportsman in this fed. I’m the only person in OCW who has ever represented their country on the sporting field and I am probably the only one cultured enough to try my hand at things other than wrestling so I’ll always have the edge on everyone when it comes to other sports.

Shane Parker: Even Croquet or Synchronised swimming.

Sabre: I’m sure if I give them my best shot, then I could out perform anyone in OCW in those or any other sports. Although I might point out that as much as I like to try out new things and as much as I like new experiences I refuse point blankly to ever take up synchronised swimming that’s just not my cup of tea at all.

Shane Parker: Point taken,

Sabre: Anyway that’s enough about my sporting prowess, as everyone knows I’m a very modest man so I prefer not to talk about all the great things I’ve done in the past or talk about all the things I’m great at. So let’s talk about something else and let’s do it a different room.

Sabre and Magenta both leave the room and Shane follows them they then walk down a small hall way which is again beautifully decorated and enter what can only be described as an entertainment room. In the opposite wall to the door we can see a very large plasma TV screen, we can also see a very large stereo system which has very large speakers next to it. As you look around the room you can see all sorts of other entertainment devices too, naturally all of them are the most expensive items that money can buy. Sabre and Magenta then sit down on an expensive leather couch while Shane sits on a leather chair, which is near the couch.

Sabre: Okay instead of talking about how great I am, for the time being I would prefer to know what you think of England now that you’ve been over here for a few days.

Shane Parker: Well this is my first time over here, in OCW version one all the cards where in the USA or Canada so I never got the chance to visit anywhere else around the world. So I’ve definitely been enjoying myself over the last few weeks seeing lots of exotic places and experiencing different cultures. I’ve got to say though that my favourite place we’ve visited so far has been England, it might be a little bit cold here, but it’s just a great place to come to as there is so much to see. I’ve been in London most of the week looking at things like the Tower of London, Big Ben, Harrods, Madame Tussuards and all the other major tourist spots and it’s been fantastic and I’ve also got to say that the women here have been fantastic. I’ve been to a couple of clubs over the last few nights with Frank Edwards and Brian Wilson and in these clubs I’ve seen and got on quite friendly terms with a number of lovely young ladies so that’s being great.

Sabre: But what about Middlesbrough have you enjoyed yourself up here.

Shane Parker: It seems nice enough but this is the first day I’ve been here as I’ve been sampling what London has to offer first.

Sabre: You should have come here first Shane there is just so much more to do here than London. This town is the cultural capital of the world so I expect you to spend the rest of your time in this country sampling it’s delights.

Shane Parker: Maybe but there were a few more things I wanted to try out in other towns.

Sabre: Once you’ve been here for a few hours everywhere else will be a let down so you might as well save yourself the bother.

Shane Parker: Perhaps, anyway how have you two been enjoying yourself since you got back to your home country?

Sabre: It’s been great Shane, because with OCW back in England we can finally meet and converse with civilised people and have intellectual conversations. And we can also eat some proper food like fish and Chips instead of having to endure stuff like sushi and kangaroo burgers. And I can actually get to watch some proper sports too like football and rugby, none of that basketball, baseball or American football garbage that I have to put up with when in the USA, and by the way Middlesbrough are playing West Ham United at the Riverside Stadium tomorrow, naturally enough the club chairman has offered Magenta and I seats in the directors box so we’ll be there to watch the best football on the planet, but are you going to there.

Shane Parker: Well Paul had arranged for some of the OCW staff to see the game, but I don’t think I’ll go because I don’t really like soccer.

Sabre: Shane never use the S word in my house again, in this house we call football by it’s proper name.

Shane Parker: Sorry I won’t be going because I don’t really like football.

Sabre; Well you should go because it will be most entertaining, almost as entertaining as the ass whipping I give to Jeff Strife on Monday Night.

Shane Parker: Well I might go, we’ll have to wait and see. I heard that Lisa Blunt will definitely be going though.

Magenta: To check out on all the players I bet.

Shane Parker: Naturally, by the way Magenta what have you been doing since you got back here.

Magenta: Lots of shopping of course. In the USA they just don’t have any decent shops, I think it’s because most of the women out there and big and fat so they don’t have any clothes for normal sized women like me. So I can’t really buy many clothes when I’m out there, so now that I’m over here I’ve been making up for lost time and making sure I go right up to the limit of my platinum cards.

Sabre: Don’t you mean my platinum cards.

Magenta: Er yes that’s what I meant.

Sabre: That’s no problem Magenta, I have plenty of money to spend and I can think of nothing better to spend it one than you.

Magenta: Oh how sweet.

Shane Parker: How sickly more like

Sabre: So you’re not romantic then.

Shane Parker: No I’m more of a love them and leave them kind of man. And I can tell you over here in England I’ve been doing an awful lot of that. I heard that Lisa has been having a great deal of luck with the opposite sex as well.

Sabre: That doesn’t surprise me at all, she seems to have a great deal of luck everywhere she goes.

Shane Parker: You’re not wrong there, anyway have you been up to anything else while you’ve been here.

Magenta: We’ve met up with a lot of our celebrity friends since we’ve been back which has been very nice and we’ve invited a lot of them including the entire Middlesbrough football team to the show on Monday and I think of lot of them are going to come so Monday will be a very star studded event.

Sabre: So I think after all has been said and done we’ve had a great time since we’ve been over here. But there is one thing I don’t understand and that is why none of my fellow wrestlers have come over to England in advance to enjoy all the great things there are to do here. They all seem to still be over in the USA rather than over here sampling the finer things in life.

Shane Parker: Perhaps they’re too busy with personal things, anyway Joe Jackson’s over here and he seems to be getting up to all kinds of crazy things.

Sabre: Personally I just think he’s pretending to be in England, you see when I watched his latest promo I couldn’t help but notice that it was snowing, and I can confirm now that there hasn’t been a single flake of snow fall in this town for at least the last three years so he’s definitely not in Middlesbrough, and according to weather reports it’s not snowing anywhere else in the UK so that can only lead me to conclude that Joey is lying about his current locale. Mind you Joey’s life revolves around one big lie so one more untruth isn’t going to change his reputation. He’s probably still over in the USA and he’s only pretending to be in England so that he can get a few cheers from the English crowd. Well unfortunately for Joey it’s not going to work like that because everyone in England knows where he really is and also knows that he’s a total jackass so they’ll probably boo him out of the building no matter how much he tries to get their support.

Shane Parker: I don’t think Joe wants the support of all the English fans.

Sabre: Well it might seem like that way on the surface but deep down I think he’s a pretty insecure little man and he’d love to have the fans behind him but that will never happen as no one will ever like that man, and when I beat the shit out of him at Die Another Day and permanently disfigure that sorry son of a b###h the people will hate him even more because as well as having to put up with his appalling personality, they will also have to put up with a face that makes the elephant man seem good looking.

Shane Parker: That’s not a very pleasant thought.

Magenta: Well Joey isn’t a very pleasant man so it’s the least he deserves.

Shane Parker: This week on Blast though similar unpleasant things could happen to you Sabre, because your opponent will have two people accompanying him to the ring, those people been his tag team partner Hyper Viper and Viper’s best buddy and former OCW version one tag team champion Scorpion. And if those three people can attack you three on one things could very well turn nasty for you.

Sabre: Shane I’m not worried about Hyper Viper or Scorpion at all, because neither of those men can compare to me, and if either of them try to take me on they will soon end up in a lot of pain.

Shane Parker: Well perhaps individually you might be better than Jeff Strife, Hyper Viper and Scorpion. But when it’s three on one even the Ultimate Fighting Machine might be in for a rough night.

Sabre: Shane if I was scared of those two for even one moment then I’d go and get some back up to help me out, perhaps I’d get former WWWP Television champion Kyle Thunder to assist me, or another former WWWP wrestler the Prussian Powerhouse Ulrig Skull Smasher, both those guys live in Middlesbrough at the moment so I could give them a call if I wanted too, and I’m sure either of them could take out no talent bums like Scorpion and Hyper Viper. But I don’t need to call on the services of either one of those guys because I know I can deal with all three of those imbeciles who'll be in the ring or around it on Monday Night. All it will take is a couple of quick sabrecrushers and those guys will be history and that will leave the match Jeff Strife up against me one on one. And when I’m up against that loser one on one, he is going down and going down quickly.

Shane Parker: He’s allegedly got a plan for you though and he’s been training hard for the match.

Sabre: So what Shane, all the plans in the world and none stop training will not help him overcome the huge gulf between us. Face facts Shane I’m at least twenty times better than Jeff and on Monday I’ll show this superiority by kicking his ass all over the Riverside Stadium and making sure he is well and truly sabreized.

Shane Parker: We’ll have to wait and see won’t we, one thing for sure it’s going to be an interesting match with lots of action going down.

Sabre: The only action will be my fists making contact with Jeff’s head, my major moves knocking him out cold and then me sending Jeff to hell with a big time sabrecrusher. Shane this match is going to be mine and there is not a damn thing Jeff Strife, Scorpion or Hyper Viper can do about it. Now that’s enough about them why don’t we have another game of 101 up on the old billiard table.

Shane Parker: I suppose so.

Sabre: This time though Shane, you’ll be up against Magenta and she’s an even better player than me so you’re in trouble, even more trouble than Sweet Jeff Strife will be in on Monday.

Magenta: Come on then Shane, get ready for another beating.

Shane, Magenta and Sabre leave the room and head back towards the billiard room. The scene then fades to black.