The scene opens inside a typical Swedish Style wood panelled sauna, as the camera moves around the sauna the only people we can see in it are Sabre and Magenta, both are wearing towels to cover up the places which for the sake of decency require covering but other than those towels they are naked. At the moment Sabre is sitting down on a wooden bench next to him is a very highly polished OCW Aggression Title belt whilst Magenta is pouring some water onto some hot coals. After doing this she sits down on a bench opposite Sabre. After a few moments of soaking up the increase of temperature in the room Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: Magenta isn’t it great to be wrestling in Europe again.

Magenta: Absolutely Sabre, even though people in Sweden speak English with a strange accent, are the people most likely to commit suicide in Europe and believe that men taking a piss standing up is sexist not to mention the fact that most of the food here is either way too salty or extremely bitter, it’s still much better to be wrestling in a civilized continent that’s not full of uncultured barbaric yobs like North America.

Sabre: You hit the nail of the head their Magenta. Over here in Europe you get intelligent educated wrestling fans, who appreciate the fine art of wrestling, but over in the USA and Canada all you get are obese idiots turning up to OCW events you start to boo when they see anything other than a punch, a kick or a chair shot.

Magenta: Yeah those kind of so called wrestling fans are enough to make me sick, they know nothing about real wrestling, unlike our European friends who definitely know a wrist lock from a wrist watch.

Sabre: And that’s why I hope that Paul Middle from now on books every card in this fine continent. To me it doesn’t matter which country he picks whether it be Portugal, Italy, Finland, Moldova, Liechtenstein or Wales, because there is so much culture to soak up in all those countries. Just as long as he stays out of Canada and the USA I’ll be happy, and as the biggest star in the history of OCW and the first ever OCW aggression champion, Paul should be making sure I’m happy, because when I’m happy I perform even better than usual, and when I do that, OCW ratings go through the roof.

The door to the sauna now opens, as we look outside the door we can see that the sauna is situated in the middle of the Swedish Country. There is a wood just outside the sauna and behind that are some rolling hills, all of which are covered in a thick layer of snow. But we don’t get to see this for long as a few seconds later Lisa Blunt and Josh Landers walk into the sauna, both are also wearing towels to cover their decency, but Josh’s towel fails to hide his slightly rotund hairy stomach. Josh closes the door behind him and goes to sit next to Magenta, whilst Lisa sits next to Sabre.

Lisa Blunt: Gee wasn’t it nice of Paul to hire out a sauna for all the OCW staff at his own expense for the week so we can use it any time we want to.

Josh Landers: Yeah it was a great gesture, and it’s a gesture I intend to make full use of this week.

Sabre: No it’s not a great gesture, getting a sauna laid on for free is the very least a superstar of my or Magenta’s caliber can expect, in fact we should have got our own private facilities and not have to share them with people like you.

Josh Landers: And it’s nice to see you too Sabre.

Sabre: Well it’s not nice to see you Landers, you see after my victory in the Aggression title match over Joey ‘The Devastator’ Jackson at Die Another Day Magenta and I have been living the high life. Visiting all the world’s finest cities like Venice, Paris, Barcelona, Milan and Middlesbrough. Attending lots of film premieres, buying new Ferraris and helicopters and generally living the millionaire lifestyle. But now the OCW Christmas break is over, mainly that’s a good thing because it means I get to go back in the ring and beat the hell out of these so called wrestlers they have in this fed, but there are also some problems with this as I have to once again put up with the likes of you two constantly bombarding me with requests for interviews.

Lisa Blunt: Don’t worry yourself Sabre, we won’t be asking you for an interview any time soon as Josh and I would rather have a nice peaceful time in the sauna rather than ask any of you ungrateful wrestlers questions about upcoming matches.

Sabre: But Magenta and I have so much to say, firstly about the fact that Magenta will be making her OCW debut on Monday, and then about our two opponents in the tag team match.

Josh Landers: You’ll just have to wait won’t you. Lisa and I are both too busy for you now.

Sabre: Talk about a lack of respect. I’m the Aggression champion for Christ sakes, and the greatest wrestler OCW has ever had. I should have interviews when and where I want them, not at the whims of two asshole reporters like you. After all I’m the superstar and millionaire round here not you. Anyway I don’t really need either of you to say what I’ve got to say, there’s an OCW camera in the corner over there so I can just talk directly to that and if I do that I won’t have to wait and see what inane questions you come up with.

Sabre and Magenta get up from the benches and walk over to where the camera is. Immediately Sabre begins to speak about his and Magenta’s match on Monday.

Sabre: As everyone knows this Monday sees Magenta and I in tag team action against the unusual team of Hyper Viper and Nancy Gream, and I for one couldn’t be happier about this match. Firstly because Magenta will be making her OCW wrestling debut, and this means finally the OCW fans will be able to see a female wrestler who can actually wrestle. Throughout OCW history there has never been a female wrestler who can even string two moves together, whether that person was Chrissy Martin, Nancy Gream or even the legendary Barbi all they did was put up terrible performance after terrible performance. But now with the debut of Magenta all the fans can see a women who actually has talent, they will see a women who is capable of performing some of the most complicated moves in wrestling and most important of all they will see a women who is capable of taking women’s wrestling to a higher level.

Magenta: That’s right Sabre, you only to have to look at my record to see that when it comes to wrestling I am the real deal. I am a former EHWC Tag team champion as well as an unbeaten former EHWC television champion, and in that fed I didn’t just beat women, I also beat men who were over twice my size , showing that as well as having a great level of skill I also have the determination to overcome the odds.

Sabre: Hell you didn’t just beat men twice your size, I can remember you pinning Hammer and he was four times your body weight, and he even once pinned the Mighty Chris Shea in OCW version one. So with that victory as well as the numerous others you picked up you showed yourself to be the number one female competitor in wrestling today, and when you debut this Monday on Blast the fans better get ready to be amazed. As the world’s finest female wrestler and The Ultimate Fighting Machine put on the kind of show that only they are capable of. But that’s not the only reason why I’m looking forward to our match on Monday. there are many other reasons too. Firstly all those short terms fans who didn’t watch OCW version one will be able to see how good I look with gold around my waist. Gold really does suit me, and pretty soon I will be absolutely covered in the stuff when I win every damn title in this fed. So all those little fans better get used to seeing me wearing gold because from now on I will always have a title belt around my waist because I am never ever going to lose my Aggression title. Now the next reason why I’m looking forward to the match is because it’s just going to such an easy win for Magenta and me. As individuals we are both better than Hyper Viper and Nancy Gream. Neither of those two losers can hold a candle to either of us. I bet if either of us had a singles match against either of them we would win the match in under a minute because we are that superior to them. But as good as we are individually over them, as a team we are immeasurably better than they are. Nancy has virtually no tag team experience, while Hyper Viper has always been the weak link whenever he’s tagged up with people, and I’m betting that those two will be totally incapable of working together. There personalities are just way to different to get along so we will have no trouble getting past them by using the well known battle plan of divide and conquer. In perfect contrast to their lack on unison, when you look at the team of Magenta and Sabre you see the a team with total cohesiveness.

Magenta: You sure do Sabre, you see Viper and Nancy. Sabre and I get along perfectly, while you two will probably spend the match arguing with each other we will spend our time coming up with the perfect strategy to pick up the easy win. When it comes to match time you won’t see any arguments between us, all you will see is a perfectly cohesive team. A team whose members have skills which perfectly complement each other. In short you will see the perfect team. A team which if it wanted to could win the OCW tag team belts at any time.

Sabre: Of course we could win those belts at any time, especially if you add the fact that you and I already have a lot of experience as a team. We have teamed together many times, and we were also the first ever EHWC tag team champions. So no team will ever be able to outwit us with better team work especially a team that has no experience together. And now finally the last reason why I’m looking forward to this match. It’s because this match gives me another chance to show why I am number one in OCW. There is no doubt in my mind that at Die Another Day I was easily the best performer on the card. Even Painkiller had to take a back seat to me. The way I beat Joey Jackson around the ring was just incredible, I was just merciless in that ring and I showed everyone especially Joey who the better man was and when I slammed that ice hockey puck right into his meat and two veg I performed what was probably the most painful move executed in OCW history in the process of which I probably prevented the birth of Joey Jackson Junior so I did everyone a favour there. Well this Monday give me the opportunity to steel the show once again, and I for one am going to grab that opportunity with both hands as I totally and utterly sabreize Hyper Viper and Nancy Gream and pick up yet another comprehensive win and once again put on the performance of the night.

Magenta: So Nancy and Viper, I hope your ready for pain, because on Monday you two will be in for the most painful nights of your life. Because Sabre and I are going to absolutely torture the pair of you.

Sabre: Well that’s them told, now back to some serious saunaing. I only wish those two losers weren’t in here, as I heard sex in a sauna was pretty damn great. Tia my Finnish friend at University recommended it to me (both in real life and in OCW storylines) so I had kind of wanted to try it out. But when it comes to sex you just don’t want people looking at you do you, or people accidentally entering the room not knowing what your up to.

Magenta: No that would be a nightmare, so you’ll have to wait until later to do it, but only if you’re a good boy mind.

Sabre: No need to worry about that. I’ll be good well at least until Monday Night when I’ll be anything but good towards Viper and Nancy. In fact I intend to be down right evil

With that the scene fades to black.