MY TOP 5 FAVOURITE FOOTBALLING NAMES

 

1

Dean Windass (Middlesbrough Footballer) Hope he doesn't have a problem with flatulence

2

Qúim (Spanish footballer) More people should be named after nicknames for the female genitalia

3

Dick Short (Footballer from the 1960's) I wonder if he lived up to his name

4

Deportivo Moron (Argentinian Football Team) I wonder if there fans are called Morons

5

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (PSV Footballer)Why can't more people have names telling us where they are from