The scene opens in Commissioner Sabre's office. Sabre is sitting behind his large desk, in front of Sabre's desk is Greg Greening.

Sabre: Right Greening I have the following announcements to make this week. Firstly this week's fines, Master seems to have taken his warning well and has smartened up his appearance but he's not quite smart enough for my liking so I'll still have to fine him, this week he will get a 1000 dollar fine. Mysterious Shadow has seemed to have learnt his lesson as well, every time I went past his locker room I listened in to see what music he was listening too, and the earliest piece of music I heard was from 1990, but then alas he blotted his copy book by kicking my office door, for that act he will get a 5000 dollar fine, and he will pay for the cost of the repairs too. Cat and Terissa will each be fined 1000 dollars for making unpleasant comment about me. As commissioner I should be respected, and there words showed a lack of respect so they must be punished. And finally Paul Middle, he showed that he wants to learn the hard way, not only did he partake in yet more underage drinking, but the way he dressed all last week was unacceptable. Plus I have to add the fact that he trashed my locker room, I was going to fire him for that, but Deputy Commissioner Magenta persuaded me to give him another chance. Middle has to stop committing these offences if he wants to continue his career here. Perhaps a 75000 dollar fine will help him see the error of his ways.

Greg Greening: Anything else Sabre.

Sabre: You will refer to me as Mr Sabre, or sir.

Greg Greening: Anything else sir.

Sabre: As a matter of fact there is. My good buddy Max and I have been hard at work setting up the next WWWP pay per view. This pay per view will be called Total Annihilation. I thought it should have been called WWWP Sabre is the greatest, but Max went for Total Annihilation. So far on the card we have Master losing his world title belt to me in a hell in a cell match. We have Joe Harrison defending his TV title against Cat, and we have the IC title tournament final. More matches will be lined up at a later date. Max and I have also been hard at work trying to find a suitable venue for this big event. We've looked at many great arenas like the San Siro in Milan, and Griffin Park in London, but in the end we booked the Nou Camp in Barcelona for the event. And that will mean 120,000 people will be there live to watch what should be an historic event.

Greg Greening: Have you any announcements regarding next week's Warzone Sir?

Sabre: Yes I do Greening. The next Warzone will see Seven matches. Firstly Ulrig Skull Smasher will take on Miss Bob, then Cat will face Hellslayer, The next match will see Daddy Biggs get his big fat butt beaten by Johnny Blayze. Then New comer Damien Cohen will take on High Gore Hitster. In the fifth match I want to see Master get a good work out, he will need it when he has to face me at Total Annihilation, so he will face Damien Caige. This then brings us to the two IC title tournament matches. In the first one Mysterious Shadow will face Kyle Thunder in a cage match, in the interest of fairness once again, the Dutch Alliance will be barred from interfering in the match, if they do interfere they will be fined most severely. And then finally the last match on the card will be a lumberjack match between Count De Viant and Paul Middle.

Greg Greening: Who will the lumberjacks be sir?

Sabre: Well I put a lot of thought into that, and I have come up with a great set of lumberjacks. The first one will be Ulrig Skull Smasher, with his size he should make sure the action stays in the ring, the second lumberjack will be Dirty Dick Swales, his experience will enable him to do a good job. The next two lumberjacks will be Johnny Blayze and Kyle Thunder, and then in the interest of sexual equality I think we need a female to help out, so Magenta will be a lumberjill. And then finally we need someone who can lead these people to do a great job, and that person is of course me. Right Greening that's all my announcements, so get out of here, your ruining the decor with that ugly face of yours.

Greg leaves the room and the scene fades to black.