The scene opens in a dark and dirty room, the room in some kind of storage room within the Nou Camp stadium. The room looks like it hasn't been cleaned for weeks, there are cobwebs all over the ceiling and walls and dirt all over the floor. Inside the room we can see Sabre and Greg Greening.

Greg Greening: This place is disgusting why on earth did you bring me here?

Sabre: The purpose for that will become clear soon, but for the mean time let's go over the discipline for this week Firstly Master, it would seem that he has finally learned his lesson when it comes to dress, but and it's a big but, I warned all the members of the Dutch Alliance that if they interfered in the match between Mysterious Shadow and Kyle Thunder that they would be fined most severely. As we all know Master interfered and cost Kyle Thunder a certain victory, perhaps a 100,000 dollar fine will make Master listen more carefully to my orders next time. Mysterious Shadow will also be fined for his stupid prank of messing my office up by taking some Dutch Cows in there. I have had a staff of hundreds trying to get rid of the smell of those cows. So for Shadow's indiscipline he will be fined 10,000 dollars and he will have to pay the cleaning bill. Cat and Terissa will both me fined for questioning my decisions. All the WWWP wrestlers must obey my orders with question so Cat and Terissa will both be fined 2000 dollars. And finally that brings me to Paul Middle.

Greg Greening: But you're fines will have no effect on Paul, he's got a deal where someone else pays his fines.

Sabre: Yes I know that Greening, I wasn't born yesterday you know. Now as we all know Middle has to be punished for once again trashing the Terror Squad locker room, now I was thinking not fining Middle would probably be a bigger punishment than fining him, because as I see it his contract with that pencil company has the company paying his fines, that seems to be the only payment he gets, so if I don't fine him he'll get no money and he'll still have to promote the company, so in essence he will have to work for nothing. But that is not quite enough I feel Middle needs to be punished as severely as possible to get him into line, and since I can't punish him financially I will have to punish him in other ways. Firstly this filthy, dirty, stinky room will be The Dutch Alliance locker room for this week, and I will allow no cleaners to clean this place this week , if The Dutch Alliance want a clean locker room they will have to clean it themselves. And as you can see Greening this room is about as bad as a locker room can be, there are no showers, no hot water, no chairs, infact there are no redeeming qualities with this room, but The Dutch Alliance must use it as their locker room this week, and every week they will get equally bad facilities until Middle conforms to my wishes.

Greg Greening: Surely you can't expect them to use this room it is not fit not human habitation.

Sabre: Well this is there room so they will have to get used to it. But I'm not done with Middle's punishments yet. As you know Greening all WWWP wrestlers get first class plane tickets courtesy of t he Prez, hell even you, Tassart and Firestone get first class tickets. Well the Dutch Alliance will no longer have this privilege, until Middle starts to behave himself they will be flying economy class. Even if the WWWP is flying to New Zealand or Austra lia from New York they will still have to go economy class, and it is all Middle's fault.

Greg Greening: That's a bit harsh isn't it.

Sabre: No it is perfectly fair because after all I am totally impartial. Right that is all the punishments for this week let's move on to next weeks card. So far the following matches have been booked. Master will face and lose to me in a hell in a cell match for the world title. Count De Viant and Mysterious Shadow will compe te in the final of the IC tournament in a ladder match, and Cat will challenge Joe Harrison for the TV title. I have added the following matches to the card. Damien Caige wanted to face Shadow, and Shadow accepted the challenge so they will face off in a scaffold match around the base of the scaffold will be barbed wire covered tables. I can only hope that Caige leaves a bit of Shadow for Count De Viant. Paul Middle will defend his hardcore title against Daddy Biggs and we will see a match between High Gore Hitster and Genocide.

Greg Greening: That's quite a line up.

Sabre: Yes it is and only a man of my booking skills could have come up with it.

Greg Greening: Is that all your announcements. I would like to get out of this place it is beginning to scare me.

Sabre: No that is not it, Greening I have a match this week so therefore you have to interview me, so get on with it.

Greg Greening: But I haven't done any preparation.

Sabre: You're a journalist you shouldn't need preparation.

Greg Greening: I'll try my best. Master is unbeaten so far, do you have what it takes to be victorious over him.

Sabre: Of course I have what it take, I'm clearly the best wrestler in the WWWP, none of the other wrestler come close to me. My vastly superior skills will easily take Master down and keep him down. Taking that world title belt off Master will be like taking candy from a baby. Just see how close Damien Caige came to beating him last week, I respect Caige abilities but he isn't as good as me, I have that little bit extra over Caige that will allow me to go one better than he did and destroy Master.

Greg Greening: So far though Master has proved to be a very resilient wrestler, so what can you do to Master to put him away when all the other WWWP wrestlers have failed.

Sabre: A sabrecrusher will be more than enough to put Master away, the Sabrecrusher is quite simply the most devastating move in wrestling history. When I hit the move Master will be out, and the ref could count to one hundred, and Greening that move will hit because Master been the dumb ass that he is will walk straight into it. And when he does I will be the new WWWP world champion, and finally Hawke can have a champion to be proud of. It is plain to see what I can do to put Master away, but here is a question for you Greening what can Master do to put me away. I have never been pinned here in the WWWP, so what can Master do which all the other wrestlers have been unable to do.

Greg Greening: Perhaps he could hit Obey your Master.

Sabre: Wrong answer Greening. He will not be able to pin me after hitting Obey Your Master because I can not be pinned. There is not a man on this planet who has the ability to pin my shoulders down to the mat for a count of three , people far better than Master have tried but they have failed and failed miserably. I think it is quite clear to see that Master just can not beat me, but I most certainly can beat him.

Greg Greening: Who do you think will benefit most from the hell in a cell stipulation of the match.

Sabre: The stipulation is unimportant Greening. I will win the match, and I would win it no matter what the stipulation was, I am just too good for Master. If I was to make a comparison between our abilities I would say our fight was like a tank going up against a man with a stick. Of course I'm the tank in the analogy. No matter how many times the stick hits the tank it does no damage, but one shot from the tank is more than enough to finish off the man with the stick. Master can punch away all he wants, he can even hit piledrivers and power bombs on me, but they will not affect me in any way, then all it will take is one big move from me and the match is mine. This match is go ing to be so one sided, because just face it Master is going to be Sabreized.

Scene fades to black.