The scene opens in Commissioner Sabre's office, at the moment the only person in there in Deputy Commissioner Magenta she is sitting behind her deputy commissioner's desk reading the latest copy of weekly wrestling informer.

Magenta: This wrestler's poll makes for interesting reading I wonder what Sabre thinks of the results.

The door to the office opens and in walks Commissioner Sabre, as always when Sabre is on duty as WWWP commissioner he is wearing an immaculately tailored suit. Sabre picks up the bottle of whiskey which just happens to be on his desk, he pours himself a double which he then begins to sip. He puts the bottle back down on his desk and then he takes a seat behind his desk. As he does so Magenta starts to talk with him.

Magenta: Have you seen the latest edition of Informer.

Sabre: Are you telling me that Snow has re-released his early 90's white rap song, because if he has I can guarantee that Paul Middle will be the first in line to buy a copy.

Magenta: I was referring to the weekly wrestling informer of course. Anyway I would have thought Snow was more to Mysterious Shadow's taste than Paul Middles.

Sabre: No, Informer by Snow was released in the ninties so Mysterious Shadow won't like it, it came out to late for him to enjoy it, I think poor quality rap songs are more Middle's cup of tea. Anyway, yes I've seen the latest edition of informer, and I'll tell you what Magenta I took a big interest in the wrestler polls that were carried out. And I think after seeing the results some fines are in order. I think out of respect for their commissioner all the other wrestlers should have voted me the best wrestler and voted the sabrecrusher the best finisher. And as for the first person to beat Master, that is so obviously going to be me at Total Annihilation. But instead of voting for me who did these people vote for Paul Middle the best wrestler, who are these guys kidding, he totally and utterly sucks, he couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag, and popular opinion would have Obey your Master ranked alongside the Sabrecrusher. Are the other wrestlers totally deluded Obey your Master is so lame, there is no way he could put me away with that move, so why do people thinks it's the best. On the other hand the sabrecrusher could put all the other WWWP wrestlers away for a count of 100, it's the greatest move in wrestling history and this Sunday I'll win my second WWWP world title with it. And who in there right mind thinks that anyone other than me is going to beat Master first, as if big fat Daddy Biggs will have that honour. Just how wrong can the other wrestlers be, perhaps when they have to have their next WWWP medical I will make sure that they have their heads examined. Alas though the polls were confidential only Max knows who voted which way so I can't find out for example who voted Terissa as having the best finisher or who voted for Mysterious Shadow as the best wrestler. But if I ever did find out who voted in such a ridiculous way I would fine them just for sheer stupidity.

Mag e nta: You must be very annoyed by the results then.

Sabre: Yes I totally and utterly frustrated by the lack of respect the other wrestlers have shown me, luckily though I can take my frustrations out on Master this Wednesday. I can take them out by beating and battering Master like he has never been beaten or battered before.

Magenta: Sounds like Master could be in for a bad night then.

Sabre: A very bad night indeed, because not only will he have to take the biggest beating of all time but he will also lose his world title and his undefeated record. This Wednesday will be the worst night of his life, even worse than that time he went to a night club and every single women in there turned him down even the fat ugly desperate virgins. His pride is going to be so dented this Wednesday, his ego will never recover and he'll be on the first plane back to Holland, economy class of course to spend night after night crying about how badly I beat him. He'll probably run to his mommy and say Mommy the big nasty Sabre hurt me and took away my world title belt. I can just imagine it now Master embarrassing himself even more than has done so already in his WWWP career.

Magenta: I can just imagine it too.

Sabre: Master is so going to lose and the Dutch Alliance are so going to start falling apart this Wednesday, it is just so inevitable because in the end I always come out on top.

Magenta: Oh you sure do always come out on top. I can personally vouch for that.

Sabre: Wednesday is going to be so good, The Dutch Alliance losing all there matches, Cat, Shadow, Master and Middle all being totally embarrassed by their respective opponents and then finally me winning the world title, sabreizing Master in the process. I just can't wait for the event to begin because it is going to be one of the best nights of my life.

Sabre takes another sip of his whiskey.

Sabre: And there is not a damn thing The Dutch Alliance can do about it.

Scene fades to black.