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The scene opens backstage in the Nou Camp Stadium. We can see Commissioner Sabre and Deputy Commissioner Magenta in the main foyer of the arena. As they walk around the foyer they pass several WWWP backstage workers getting the stadium ready for Total Annihilation. Sabre approaches a few of the workers who are busy putting up a big WWWP sign. Sabre: You're doing a good job boys, keep up the hard work and there might just be a raise coming your way. Workers: Thanks Commissioner Sabre. Sabre and Magenta walk around a little bit more. Sabre: Those guys deserve a raise, they work hard and they show me the proper respect that I deserve as WWWP Commissioner. I think if people if people are working well they should be rewarded, it improves their morale and they then work even more enthusiasm. That's why I gave Kyle Thunder and Johnny Blayze hefty bonuses last week. They have done well and deserve to be rewarded, and that is this week I am going to increase the wages of Damien Caige, Genocide, Ulrig and Dick Swales and although he doesn't need the money I'm increasing the wages of Count De Viant too. They have done well so far in the WWWP and their hard efforts should be rewarded. On the other hand though Magenta I fully believe that people who do their job badly should be punished because only through punishments will these people learn that they are not doing there job right and it sets an example to other people to their job right or they could be punished as well. That's why I have to punish The Dutch Alliance so much, they do their jobs badly and they disobey the rules all the time. Eventually they will learn their lesson and improve their quality of work. Sabre and Magenta now pass a couple of backstage workers who are working on some lighting. One of the workers accidentally drops a light bulb, it smashes on the floor. Sabre sees the light bulb smash and immediately approaches the worker who dropped it. Sabre: I saw that, thanks to your incompetence you dropped that light bulb, and it will cost President Hawke 2 dollars to replace it. Two dollars might not sound like much too you, but it soon builds up. Just think Hawke could have used that 2 dollars as part of my raise or he could have used it in the wage packet of a new WWWP superstar but instead he has to spend it on something mundane like a light bulb. So you're incompetence has cost this company therefore you can consider yourself suspended without pay for the next two weeks. Sabre and Magenta walk away from the workers, the worker who was suspended unsurprisingly looks upset, his fellow workers try to comfort him. Sabre: That's how to treat workers who don't do their job right Magenta. You have to be firm but fair, I could have sacked him for dropping that light bulb but being the fair man that I am, I just suspended him instead. Magenta: That was very fair of you. Sabre: And that punishment should serve as an example to the other workers, knowing that they could get suspended they will perform their jobs much better and make no mistakes. Again I will use a Dutch Alliance analogy. My fines and sanctions are not just intended to punish them, they are also a warning to all the other WWWP wrestlers, and it is working to because for the last two weeks the only wrestlers who I have had to fine have been Dutch Alliance members all the other wrestlers whether they be Joe Harrison or Hellslayer know that they must obey my rules or they will pay the price. I can only hope that Master, Middle et al learn from those wrestlers and conform to my wishes. Magenta: It is just a matter of time, you're already breaking down their resistance and soon they will be on their hands and knees kow-towing to you. Sabre: Yes it will happen soon because my sanctions against them have hardly started yet. Sabre and Magenta walk on a little bit further along a corridor which leads to Sabre's office. As they are going two workers approach them, the workers are both carrying big rubbish bags. Worker 1: Commissioner Sabre where should I put these rubbish bags. Sabre: It depends what's it them. Worker 2: It's left over food from the WWWP staff canteen. Magenta: I might have guessed, that stuff stinks. Sabre: Put it in the Dutch Alliance locker room, after all their locker room is usually a storage room, so let's use it for it's original purpose and store some rubbish in there. In fact you two I want all rubbish put in their locker room no matter how smelly they are. Worker 1 and Worker 2: YES SIR! The two workers go away taking their rubbish bags with them to the Dutch Alliance locker room. Sabre: That should pay Shadow back for messing up my office last week with those cows. In fact every week I might have all the WWWP trash put in their locker room, it just depends if I'm in a bad mood or not. Sabre and Magenta walk to the Commissioner office, they enter and sit behind their respective desks and relax for a few moments. Sabre: Being Commissioner is such hard work, with all the work I've had to do setting up the arena for Total Annihilation I don't know how I've managed to find the time to prepare to face Master. Magenta: It's a miracle you found any time at all. Sabre: Yes it rather miraculous, but unfortunately for Master I managed to find the time to do all the training I need to do and I had enough time to come up with a fool proof plan to get the job done. Magenta: That plan we concocted is absolutely perfect. Sabre: And when I have enough time to do all my training and to come up with a perfect plan there is nobody in the WWWP who can stop me. Because when I'm at the top of my game I am unbeatable , and believe me Magenta this week I am at the top of my game so Master will be Sabreized and I will win the WWWP world title. Scene fades to black. |