The scene opens in Commissioner Sabre's office. We can see Commissioner Sabre sitting behind his desk. Magenta and Kyle Thunder are sitting in front of the desk, they are all drinking cans of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Sabre: Just think pretty soon I will be winning the WWWP world title from Master, and there is nothing he can do to stop it.

Magenta: You winning that title is so in the bag.

Kyle Thunder: The Terror Squad is on its way back to the top.

Sabre: You are both so right. My victory is certainly in the bag, and The Terror Squad are certainly on their way back to the top. Because I will simply out power Master, brush him aside as if he was nothing and take his title, and I can tell you both right now when I win the title, it is going to one big party. Barcelona is going to see one huge great party Terror Squad style, and I think the party will go on all week long. I have already ordered the beer, a huge great cake and some top class entertainment too it is going to be such a good party, it will be talked about for years to come.

Magenta: I can hardly wait for it to begin.

Kyle Th under: I'm looking forward to it too, it will be fantastic.

Sabre: It sure will be.

Magenta: What are you going to do with the title once you win it.

Sabre: Well I was going to let only deserving challengers challenge me for the belt.

Kyle Thudner: Sounds like a noble idea.

Sabre: So therefore weak wrestlers like Paul Middle, Master, Mysterious Shadow and Cat will not get a look in. I will defend my belt against worthy foes like Ulrig Skull Smasher, Dirty Dick Swales and Joe Harrison.

Magenta: Those will be some tough title defences for you. You may struggle to hold on to the belt against the like to those three.

Sabre: Yes they will be difficult title defences but it is only by beating legitimate title contenders like Hellslayer that I can become the greatest WWWP world champion, that is my goal, and I will not stop until I achieve it. So when I'm champ the people can expect to see huge main event like me against Miss Bob, or Sabre versus El Grande.

Kyle Thunder: Wow, if you all of those guys you'l be some kind of living legend.

Sabre: Well I'm probably that already, but beating all those exceptionally talented wrestlers, will probably take me to wrestling immortality. I'll probably be inducted into the hall of fame before I even retire.

Magenta: I think you should be in the hall of fame already.

Sabre: You're right I should be, I'll put it to Max next time I see him.

Kyle Thunder: And while you're at it, why don't you see about getting all four members of The Dutch Alliance put in the hall of shame, that is where the belong after all.

Sabre: Good idea Kyle I'll look into that as well. Because when I beat Master everyone will see just how much of a chump he is.

Kyle Thunder: It is my personal opinion that people think that already.

Sabre: You're not wrong Kyle. Just look at that band Master and Shadow are starting up, that band is absolutely awful, they make Europe look good. Everyone in the world except Master and Shadow can see how bad the band is, but the fact that they keep on going with that band shows just how stupid those two are. Their recent drumming auditions show just how stupid those two are, they turned someone down before he even played one note, because he was too ugly. That bloke could have been the best drummer in the world, but Shadow and Master will never know now because of their imbecilic natures.

Magenta: Perhaps they turned that ugly man down because with Master and Shadow in the band they already have two ugly members, so they needed to hire at least one good looking member so the girls would like the band.

Sabre: You might be right there, but the awfulness of the band still show what a bunch of jackasses they are.

Kyle Thunder: Well Master's lack of ability isn't just limited to wrestling and music, I heard that he's terrible in the weight room.

Sabre: I heard those rumours too. The rumours said that he couldn't even bench-press 100 pounds.

Magenta: You can bench press over 600 pounds can't you.

Sabre: 600 pounds is child's play to me, I can do 675. If I wasn't busy being WWWP commissioner and being the greatest wrestler the world has ever seen I would probably enter the world's strongest man competition, and I would undoubtedly win it as well, because I am by far the strongest man in wrestling.

Kyle Thunder: Well I think because Master is so lame and because Sabre is so much better than he is we should have a toast to the new WWWP champion.

Magenta: A toast to Sabre.

The three put their beer cans together.

All Three: CHEERS!

All three then take big drinks from their beer cans.

Sabre: Master at Total Annihilation get ready to be Totally Annihilated because you will be Sabreized.

Scene fades to black.