The scene opens in the WWWP interview area. We can see Sabre and Kyle Thunder sitting on two different luxurious black leather couches. Each wrestler has a very attractive young Spanish women sitting on their knees. Sitting in front of Sabre, Kyle and the women is Bernie Tassart. Bernie is sitting on a very uncomfortable steel folding chair. At the moment he is addressing the camera.

Bernie Tassart: With me at this time ready for an interview are Terror Squad members Sabre and Kyle Thunder.

Sabre: That's Commissioner Sabre to you. And this interview had better not take long because as you can see Kyle and I are going out on a big date tonight. You see both Kyle and I hit some of Barcelona's top night clubs last night, we were VIP guests of course, and we were given free drinks all night because the club owners knew that if Kyle and I were in the club, their business would increase, and indeed the business did pick up because the club we went to was packed out with lots of people wanting to see us. Anyway while we were there with our natural good looks, muscular bodies we were pulling women all night long. These two sexy senoritas sitting here right now are the pick of the bunch of all the women we got off with. That's why tonight these two are going to be in for the night of their lives because not only will be on a date with the world's two most eligible bachelors, but tonight for one of them they are in for a very special sabreizing.

The women sitting on Sabre's knee giggles for a bit.

Kyle Thunder: And I can confirm that one of these ladies will be thunderstruck tonight.

The women sitting on Kyle's knee giggles as well.

Sabre: So as you can see Tassart we are busy because unlike all the members of The Dutch Alliance we are actually attractive to women so we actually can get dates. I heard that Shadow, Master and Middle hadn't even kissed a woman, or seen a women naked. In fact Master and Shadow are so bad at getting female company that they have to share a hotel room, that's pretty sad if you ask me. So Tassart lets get this thing over with as quickly as possible so Kyle and I can get about the business of doing the business, because if you don't do it quickly enough you will be fined.

Bernie Tassart: Well firstly Sabre your reaction to Master's recent comments.

Sabre: That's Commissioner Sabre.

Bernie Tassart: Sorry Sir, Commissioner Sabre, you're reaction to Master's recent comments.

Sabre: Firstly Tassart as usual with Master I had great difficulty seeing what the point of his comments are, he seems to go off on so many tangents that it is impossible to know what the hell he is talking about. I know the man is from The Netherlands so he's normally speaks Dutch, but as well as speaking Dutch he seems to be fluent in Double Dutch too. It took me three viewings to get any sense out of what he said and when I finally deciphered his words, what pearls of wisdom did he have to say. He talked about the smell of my locker room. Master you are supposed to be a world wrestling champion, you are supposed to be the best, but your words make you seem like the world's biggest idiot. You must have a mental age of about six to go on about the way a room smells. Anyway if my locker room did smell it must be because this week I'm using the Barcelona football team's locker room, so the smell must be because people like Frank De Boer, Patrick Kluivert and Marc Overmars used this room before I did, and let's face it since all those men are Dutch they absolutely stink at football. Master you are a disgrace to the world title belt you hold. If I had the power to strip you of the belt I most certainly would. Since I can't strip you of the world title I will have to take it from you, so the WWWP can finally have a champion people can look up to. Imbeciles like you don't deserve to hold world title belts, they deserve nothing and that is exactly what you will have when I beat you for the world title. Master you are a joke of a champion and you are a joke of a person, and I can't wait to show the world how bad you really are. And because of you're lameness when I beat you for the title, I will make sure that you never ever get a shot at winning it again. When you lose this title you will become nothing more than a curtain jerker , you will wrestle in opening matches on WWWP house shows against preliminary wrestlers, and believe me you're so called fans will soon forget you. The fan club which you seem to be so proud of, will evaporate into thin air, and you will have no chance of ever getting those fans back because I just will not let you.

Kyle Thunder now interjects before Bernie can ask his next question.

Kyle Thunder: And what kind of fantasy world does Master live in to actually think a man with a stick could beat a tank , he prattles on about a man is much faster than a tank so he'll be able to sneak up, climb on top of the tank and finish off the driver. That's just crazy talk, only a real dumb ass would think that.

Sabre: But what else do you expect from Master, he is that dumb.

Bernie Tassart: So far this week not much has been made about the Hell in a Cell stipulation , do you think a stipulation as vicious as that one will make a difference.

Sabre: It sure as hell won't make a difference to the result, because I would win regardless of the stipulation, but the HELL in a CELL rules will probably mean that Master will be injured even more seriously than he would be in a standard match. Because if it were a standard match he would suffer a fairly nasty injury, I would lock him in the 1000 thousand years of pain and not let go until he had tapped out and he was screaming like a baby. If you remember a few months back I took Wang Zu out with this move and we have not seen him back since. With that move I would Master would be out for a long time too. The Hell in a Cell stipulation allows me to take the level with which I injure him to a whole new level, because after I beat him with a devastating Sabrecrusher I will take him to the top of the cage, and powerbomb him off the top through the announce table. After I do that he will never be the same again, it could well make him retire, at the very least he will be out for many months and in a worst case scenario for him there could be a chance that he never walks again.

Bernie Tassart: Wouldn't that be taking things a little bit too far.

Sabre: Not at all, because it will serve as a good example why all the other wrestler's shouldn't mess with me. When I powerbomb Master off the top of the cage, all the other wrestlers even Paul Middle will have nothing but fear and respect for me and then they will all start obeying my rules.

Bernie Tassart: Recently Paul Middle said you should be fined because of the way you treated Jodie Harrison and Stacey Firestone what do you think about this.

Sabre: Middle is only jealous because he wasn't invited to the show, and because he has never seen a pair of boobs. I heard he has wet dreams about Jodie and Stacey, and that he fantasises over them all the time. It his dream to see them naked, well Paul I've seen them naked and they were hot, and guess what Paul you'll never get the opportunity that I had, because a man like you who can't even get a single Valentine's card has no chance with women like that, you'll just have to make so with the ugly fat girls, unless they turn you down too, and that's what I suspect they do.

Bernie Tassart: Back to Master.

Sabre seems to be ignoring Bernie, he is instead concentrating on the Spanish Women sitting down on his knee.

Sabre: Not now Tassart, can't you see I'm busy, I have ladies to romance, so why don't you bugger off and let me get on with it but before you go tell everyone who you see before my match with Master than it will be Master's last match because he is going to be Sabreized.

Sabre gives a sign to Bernie to tell him to get lost. Bernie does so, when he does Sabre and the Spanish Women share a passionate kiss, the scene then turns to black.