A guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the second day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Two sacred hats,
And a guys dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the third day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Eight nasty tempers,
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Nine veins a-popping,
Eight nasty tempers,
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Ten Lai-Lais giggling,
Nine veins a-popping,
Eight nasty tempers,
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Eleven awkward moments,
Ten Lai-Lais giggling,
Nine veins a-popping,
Eight nasty tempers,
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me . . . .
Twelve gremlins running,
Eleven awkward moments,
Ten Lai-Lais giggling,
Nine veins a-popping,
Eight nasty tempers,
Seven stupid questions,
Six monks a-leching,
Five spinning plates!
Four evil grins,
Three death glares,
Two sacred hats,
And a guy dressed in baboon skivvies.
At least I didn't decide to use the verses my ex-koishii suggested:
"On the first day of Christmas, Mikomi gave to me......Miroku's son with alimony....."
-.- Koishii no baka.......