Miroku: Why is this happening to me?! The void never had these kinds of side effects before . . . .
*twitch* Well, you never absorbed a shishiseishi before, now did you, no da.
*twitch* N-No, can't say I have . . . not to my knowledge, anyway . . . .
*twitch* To your knowledge . . . keh! Stupid bouzu, no da.
*twitch* Hey!
*twitch* Oh shut up, we both know it's true, nan no da.
*twitch* OK, you know what? You're really starting to get on my nerves!
*twitch* Likewise, no da.
*twitch* (Stands.) Don't make me kick your sorry ass again!
*twitch* I'd like to see you try, no da!
*twitch* Don't tempt me, kisama.
*twitch* How exactly do you plan to do that? I'm inside your brain, no da! This isn't a pleasant place to be stuck, either. I've never seen so many lecherous, hormone-driven thoughts together in one single place! It's enough to keep Fluffy-san spinning that plate for weeks, nan no da!
*twitch* Hey! Did I say you could read my thoughts? I think NOT!
*twitch* Yes, you think not. That's becoming more and more obvious, no da.
*twitch* Say that again.
*twitch* It's becoming more and more obvious that you think not . . . of anything except getting laid, no da!
*twitch* You're asking for it, old man!
*twitch* You can get as pissed as you want, bouzu. Not that it'll do you any good, no da. I'm in here and there's not much you can do about... (Miroku punches himself in the jaw.) That's better. Hello, silence, my old friend. (He turns to leave the washroom.)
Chichiri: *voiceover* Don't get too comfortable, bouzu. You're not rid of me yet, no da.
[AN: And on that ominous note, we conclude the shortest episode in Ghetto Bus history!]
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