`Check the pulse. This is NOT a joke, people!`
`Mom? I`m ready to be picked up. NO, they`re not playing fair... NO. I don`t wanna try... NO. I don`t get along with these guys anymore. Come get me now... Thanks, Mom.`
`That`s the sound of an ambulance comin` to get me
`cause the sight of you stopped my heart.`
`last summer i did manual labor, up to 14 hours some days'
`I know my parent are gonna make me do something with my life... it`s gonna stink.`
'We got bacon people! Bacon for your walk home!'
'Just chewin' on some bubble wrap'
'Bacon it, bacon it, bacon bacon!'
'I’ll give it a four ‘cause I like the kid, kind of'
(Puts water balloon over Kevin's head and squeezes it) 'Weren't expecting that, were ya, hole?'
'Hey, you looks a little wet. What happened…water balloon?'
'Most likely falling, breaking a tailbone perhaps and complaining non-stop...That's what he does when he falls 'OWE i'm hurt!'
'full body workout team fresh style 101'
'Once the beat goes, we don't stop'
'Well I didn't know 'til just now! You don't have to yell! (voice cracks) I didn't know!'
Where mah frogs at?'
'DO IT FOR THE BIRD!'
' Team Fresh Team Fresh Te...te...Team Fresh'
' my like 1 year old sister who is yea high could have gotten that'(yells ryan) 'you dont have a sister! (yells carlson)
'talk about a mean unibrow'
' we are stars, we are tv'
'i light up the everything'
'you're a tall guy.'
'The sad thing is I really have seen Spy Kids.'