constitution

By the founding fathers
Treehugger and Beaker on 4 July 2000

Thou shalt respect the GM and RA for they frequently get fucked

In thy Circle, thine RA is always right, Quibbling in the circle is unacceptable (not to mention pointless!) and dealt with harshly

Thou shalt not talk nor hold private parties in the circle

Thou shalt not vacate thy circle for any reason unless excused by thine GM or RA

Thou shall not wear new shoes to the hash without understanding that if caught thou shall drink the hash nectar out of them (through a sock filter, of course)

Thou shalt never enter thy circle unless granted permission or called upon by thine RA (Beermeister exempt in order to serve the hash nectar)

Thy naming of “Jane Doe” hashers will be concocted between the GM(s) & RA(s) somewhere in the vicinity of 5 runs but not necessarily 5 runs. Stupidity is king. In the event of no agreement or no fucking idea, they (GM’s/RA's) shall call upon the pack to offer alternative names for the lifelong fate of the poor bastard

Thou shalt never, ever, litter on the trodden trail. “Leave it better than you found it” applies in this hash

From chalk talk to the end of thy circle, for the duration of a meeting, or non-run hash function, thine use of Christian names and discussion of that thing we do between Monday and Friday will not be tolerated and will be dealt with in proper hash manner by the RA (burp!!!)

When one is consuming thine down down and is not finished when thy song is over, thou must pour the remaining nectar on thine head and be shamelessly ridiculed for it!

Thine circle has no armchair quarterbacks and down downs will only be administered by the RA or he who is in control of the circle. Control of the circle may only be given by the GM or RA

If thou feelst that thine has witnessed a violation, thou whilst address the RA with nectar held on thine head and with thy words “Point of Order”, “Point of Disorder”, “Pint of Lager” or some other silly nonsense and will wait until recognized by the RA

The S&MH3 encourages the use of the 15% truth rule and tattletales. Although…

The RA is the prosecutor, judge, jury, and executioner

If thou feelst that the infallible RA has committed a violation, notify the GM for consideration. The GM is the trump card for the RA but thou must keep in mind that accusations of the RA are a gamble and fucking with the RA is dangerous juju!!

As in most civilized cultures, never abuse thy hash nectar known to Jane Doe’s everywhere as “Beer”

Thy hare will lay thy holy hash trail as they see fit to include live, dead, or mystery Hare trails. They also determine trail markings and marking material (flour, paper, chalk..Etc.). Marking material however should not interfere with the likes of Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth, or stupid furry animals

Thou shalt not wear spandex pants nor anything pink (Poofter) or risk punishment in thy circle

Thou may sing songs of but never quote the great Monty Python

Thou shalt be prepared at anytime to sing a down-down song. New songs are strongly encouraged to further entertain the pack and learn new music!

Thou shalt learn hash songs from the Songmeister(mistress), RA, various hash hymnals, and each other as singing twisted hash tunes is medically proven to be
“kinda fun”