Roles of the Mismanagement of the Sacile Madness Hash House Harriers As Established by Founders Treehugger and Beaker on 4 July 2000 (modified weekly ;O) Grand Master Emeritus (GME)   Not an active position but an honor for the founders of the hash and additionally for those deemed deserving through years of continual hash extremism and contribution.  Founders establish the hash with setting up the traditions they see fit and mismanagement.  GME’s are the last line for sage advice for the rare “pack dead end”. Grand Master (GM)   Traditionally, the founders, if still around, are the GM(s) in order to maintain traditions.  GM’s should be hashers with much experience to include traveling.  Traveling because the GM is the voice of the pack and will vote for things such as Interhash, Eurohash, Etc.  GM’s will open chalk talk, open the circle, introduce the newcummers and virgins, close the circles, and conduct any hash baptisms.  The GM runs the meetings ensuring (if there are no harerazers erected) runs are scheduled and that hares are supplied.  Also, the gm will plan invitational runs with a committee of volunteers from the pack and also work with the other gm’s in Italy to help plan Nash Hashes.  Last of all the GM is the “grab the ankles guy”.  He fills in for the positions not currently filled, last minute pullouts of hares, beermeisters, etc..  If everything is clicking, the gm gets to relax! On Sex Job number one of the On Sex is to be the point of contact for visiting hashers, setting them up with run information, crash space, hotel reservations, rides, entertainment, and so on.  The on sex should also maintain an always-updated hash roster off all S&M hashers (makes finding crash space easier).  A well-traveled on sex is an advantage because of all of the contacts made from around Europe and the world.  He/she should keep a roster of all hash contacts and what hash they are from.  This is in order to supply S&M hashers with POC’s for our invasions throughout Europe and beyond!  Sometimes, additionally takes on hash scribe as well.  Assumes the position of GM between erected GM’s and in the GM’s absence.  Works with the Hash Cash in handling registrations for Invitational runs. Religious Advisor (RA)   Entertain the pack.  Quite simple to say, sometimes hard to do!  The Ra will guide the pack in hash religion (the circle) AND keep the pack entertained through humor and song.  A good RA doesn’t necessarily need to be an experienced hasher but one that is a good public speaker, has quick wit, knowledge of hash music, and being well liked by the pack helps too.  Speaking of music, the ra works with the songmeister in order to introduce new music to the pack.  He/she’s third in the chain after the ON-Sex.  Hash Cash   Uh, Keeps track of the money!  Also keeps the run count for the pack, informing the gm/ra when hashers are close to naming time or monument runs (1, 5, 10, 25, 50, 69, 75, 100, 125, 150, 169, etc.)!! Also works with the Haberdasher and Beermeister TO supply the hash with hash gear and hash beer. Haberdasher   Works with the Hash cash to ensure that every hasher in the S&MH3 has no excuse to be without hash gear!  Looks for new and creative ways to take our money!  Seriously, Haberdasher can be a pain in the ass! Hash Liar (Scribe)   After every run, chronicles the goofy bastards that we are and disseminates the tabloid-like drivel out to the hash.  Sometimes combined with the On Sex or Hash Cash. Beermeister   One is good but two are preferred (kind of like testicles) to take up some slack in buying, storing, and dishing out the most important element of our hash- beer!!  Songmeister   The Songmeister’s mission in life is to learn us stoopid hashers new songs and lead us in songs we already know.  The songmeister should be used and abused, at the hare’s discretion, at song checks on trail and in general during any dreaded silence! Trash Can Man   We at the S&MH3 found that we had a problem with hashers with key positions not being able to get out every run therefore we created the position of Trash Can Man.  This poor bastard is responsible for filling in for those who can't make it (Beer meister, RA, GM, etc.).  So being a jack of all trades, master of none is the criteria for this demanding job. Poor bastard... Hash Harlot Up to your imagination...sicko!!