The Birthday Girls
Margaret [to Klinger]: There are so many things I was sure I'd have in my life by now. Every birthday reminds me of what's still not there. This just turned out to be another day in the middle of nowhere.

Where There's a Will, There's a War [Hawkeye remembering scenes]
Margaret: Morphine?
Hawkeye: No thanks, I've had enough.

Hawkeye: Did you talus?
Margaret: No, I'm keeping it a secret.

Hawkeye: Sulfa, where's the sulfa?
Margaret: It's in the living room.
Hawkeye: What?
Margaret: The sulfa is in the living room between the end tables.
Hawkeye: Margaret, you made a joke.
Margaret: I told you I was tired.

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