Are You Now, Margaret?
Margaret: Don't mind Pierce and Hunnicutt, they're both first rate surgeons. Sure, they'll show up to role call in their bathrobes. They keep a still in their tent. Once they ran all my underwear up the flagpole. But I want you to understand it's an honour to serve with these men.
Stars And Stripes
Hawkeye: Maybe you and I are just too choosey. We're both waiting for a custom fit in an off-the-rack world.
Margaret: Sounds like a long wait.
Hawkeye: Well I have just the thing to pass the time. You ever play double solitaire Scrabble?
Margaret: Double solitaire?
Hawkeye: Yeah. You make whatever you can out of what you got and I make whatever I can out of what I got. And we don't score off each other. And if you need any extra letters like a 'y' for 'sympathy', you can borrow one of mine.
Margaret: How many points do I get if I find L-O-V-E?
Hawkeye: You win the game.