There once were these guys in 830,
Whose suite was always mad dirty,
They always drank beer,
And never were queer,
'Cause with girls they always are flirty.

I give you guys this website as a tribute to your legendary suite.  Yes, the limerick is kind of weak, but really, how many people would actually write a limerick about you?  Exactly.  So be grateful, bitch.

And some links...'cause I know you'll
want this to be your homepage.
www.breastindex.com
www.jackinworld.com (it's ok, guys)
www.maxim.com
www.espn.com
www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com
www.crazytwos.com
www.glaudelikessheep.com
www.tedscrewsgrapefruitswithpicturesofoldmentapedtothem.com
www.vecchionethatspeaksforitself.com
www.knabercrombieandbitch.com