A
little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged
him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother
seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad
could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why
women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone,
he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of
the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the
rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when
everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through
sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any
and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very
badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults
and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts
his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve
to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers
exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a
woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she
carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that
is the doorway to her heart - the place where love
resides."

One Flaw
In Women
By the
time the Lord made woman,
He was
into his sixth day of working overtime..
An angel
appeared and said,
"Why
are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the
Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has
to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over
200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able
to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a
lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken
heart
-and she
will do everything
with only
two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only
two hands!? No way!
And
that's just on the standard model?
That's
too much work for one day.
Wait
until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I
am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to
my own heart.
She
already heals herself when she is sick
AND can
work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But
you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but
I have also made her tough.
You have
no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not
only will she be able to think,
she will
be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something,
and
reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops,
it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told
you that you were trying to put too much into this
one."
"That's not a leak,"
the Lord
corrected,
"that's
a tear!"
"What's
the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her
joy,
her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her
loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel
was impressed.
"You
are a genius, Lord.
You
thought of everything!
Woman is
truly amazing."
And she is!
= = = = = = =
Women
have strengths that amaze men.
They bear
hardships and they carry burdens,
but they
hold happiness,
love and
joy.
They
smile when they want to scream.
They sing
when they want to cry.
They cry
when they are happy
and laugh
when they are nervous.
They
fight for what they believe in.
They
stand up to injustice.
They
don't take "no" for an answer
when they
believe there is a better solution.
They go
without so their family can have.
They go
to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love
unconditionally.
They cry
when their children excel
and cheer
when their friends get awards.
They are
happy when they hear about
a birth
or a wedding.
Their
hearts break when a friend dies.
They
grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they
are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know
that a hug and a kiss
can heal
a broken heart.
Women
come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll
drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show
how much they care about you.
The heart
of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They
bring joy, hope and love.
They have
compassion and ideals.
They give
moral support to their family and friends.
Women
have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER,
IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS
THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH