Abandon your sanity, ye poor pathetic fools who have entered here!



The Castle of Insanity

(*Latest Renovations Completed March 10, 2002*)


As you walk into the entrance hall, the smell
of new paint assaults your senses. Huge columns
line the hallway, with various doors leading off to different wings of the
castle. Outside, a storm rages in all of it's fury. Yet, above you and below you it seems as if you have
been trnasported into the depths of space.

A clicking of hard heels calls you to attention as
you look forward. A young woman of short height,
wearing a green, white, and gold Ohtori duelist
uniform approaches you, her face smiling with a strange
type of enthusiasm. You wonder if she is entirely sane.

"Ah, good. You've finally arrived!My name is Nancy Wagner,
and the person lurking in the shadows behind you--"
Nancy points behind you with a smirk as a even smaller
figure dressed in total black walks past you with an insane grin.
"--is my friend Carolyn. We are the creators of our
co-website. Today is a great day for all of us, as I
have just finished major renovations on the old place.
It was getting kind of cluttered.
For those of you who are returning to the castle, I'm
afraid Carolyn and I have some bad news for you. Dark Schneider,
Arshes Nei, and all the others have left, saying that they had
better things to do with their time than hang around here.
Not even Sailor Northstar could convince them to stay.

Carolyn grins and comes forward. "We have a piece of good news, though!
Nancy has completed several pieces of fanfiction, and the
archives are currently open. Nancy's private archives can be found
can be found in her private chambers."

Carolyn frowns in dislike. "Unfortunately, since almost ALL of her
fanfiction is Labyrinth / Jareth centered, the Royal Goblin Pain in
the Butt has taken to dropping in on occasion!"

Carolyn snorts in scorn. "She's even put up a minor section of her suite so that he can have a little shrine to the movie." Carolyn shakes her head. "Nancy's a demented little overachiever--" Nancy sticks her tongue out and crosses her eyes, "--who has already completed two arcs, and is working on the third for her Diviner Chronicles. Not only that, but she's finished original artwork for Trial By Fire!"
Nancy grins, and picks up.

"In my private chambers,you will find my fanfiction and a link to my Original Art Gallery.
For your convenience, I have provided a guestbook for any
comments on the fiction and artwork you would like to make.
There are also links to several new websites I have created,
each dealing with my favorite things. As for my Labyrinth shrine,
despite what my ex-roommate thinks,
I feel it IS my duty, being a Listian and all...

 The Crystal Chambers "The mystic known as Mephisto never showed up, but the good doctor, BlackJack, is still around." Nancy and Carolyn appear smug.
"Blackmail is soooo useful," the smaller lady whispers.

 "The West Dormitory has been revised, and Relena and Dorothy have joined us here at the Castle."
Your hostesses smirk nastily. "Things are getting very interesting over there..."

 The East Dormitory "This wing is currently inhabited by the delegates from Ohtori Academy."
Nancy sighs sadly and Carolyn winces. "Unfortunately, we had to
remove the portal to the alternate Utena universe. We were losing
too many guests that way..."

My Homepage This is my island of sanity in the midst of Chaos. Here you can find current information about me, the creator of this site.
Links are also found here, as is my fanfiction."



The Picture Gallery
"You are also welcome to check out the Picture Gallery, which used to be a series of antechambers
here in the top of my tower. It was Quatre who convinced me that I should put some
pictures up, so I left the construction in his capable hands.

Carolyn's lair, which is in the other tower, is also host to the ballroom."

A heavy crash is heard from somewhere up above. Giving Nancy a small nod,
Carolyn rushes off to see what's hapening. With a bow, Nancy continues
guiding you down the hallway, pointing out various doors.

"The areas in this hall also contain links to various smaller places on the website,
such as the picture gallery and my homepage. During renovations,
my insane alter-ego, Sailor Northstar, moved out. She's still around,
though where she stays now-adays I have no idea. And I really don't
think I want to know..."

Various explosions, screams, and fould curses echo through the castle.
Nancy shrugs and chuckles. "Hey, what did you expect? We're
all a little insane here! Anyway, enjoy your stay." With that
last comment, Nancy turns and runs like a bat out of hell
just as a REALLY loud explosion rocks the castle.
Nancy's voice comes floating back down to you...

"DAMMIT! MAXWELL, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THE CHEMISTRY LAB! SOMEONE GET ME A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"

This website was created by:
Nancy Wagner
Co-conspirator for the Arena of Insanity
E-Mail: Nancy Wagner
To go straight to the Ballroom-
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