Blonde Jokes

How's The Blinker....?

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes'...

I'm amzed she knew that word....

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for two hous? A: Because it said 'Concentrate'

Jigsaw Puzzle

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Adults Only

Q: Why did 18 blondes go for a movie? A: Because it was only for 18 & above

Blondes Old Car

A blonde made several attempts to sell her new car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a friend that she worked with at a bar. The friend suggested, 'There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.' 'That doesn't matter at all replied the blonde.' All that matter is that i am able to sell this car.' 'Allright replied the friend. In a quite voice she told the blonde: here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him i sent you and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car.' The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic shop and got the problem fixed. About one month after that, the friend met blonde and asked, 'Did you sell your car' 'Why would !? the car has only 40,000 miles on ...ha ha

Dial 911

Why can't blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

The Lock

Yesterday I locked the keys in my truck with my blonde girlfriend in it. It took me 1 1/2 hours to get her out.