What do Monica Lewinski and a pepsi maching have in common?
They both say insert Bill
What do you call a Pakistani man with one hair?
Iqbal (ekbal)
Don't drink and drive - If you hit a bump you spill!
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache
Do u know what Surdarji will do after making xerox?
He will comapare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!
Teacher> 'Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the enggs?'
Student> 'Its's more amazing how they get in'
If your father is a poor man, it's your fate...
But, if your father-in-law is a poor man..its your stupidity...!!
Should i have a baby after 35?
No, 35 children is enough
Love the neighbor all through the day....
but first make sure her husband's away!
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand befor marriage, it's love;
after marriage its self-defense
Husband> 'When i'm gone you'll never find another man like me;
Wife>'What makes you think i'd want another man like you!'
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me somthing smells
A man is incomplete until he is married. After marriage, he is finished