QUOTES

What were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death, FUNNYMAN??!! Hey Roc, it's the real deal. Evil men....dead men! Oh....is that right, Rambo? It's like a scum-bag yard sale!

I love our new job! We're kinda like 7-11, we're not always doin' business, but we're alwaaayyss open! You and your stupid fucking rope! Murphy (to Rocco) : What kinda flowers do you want at your funeral, you dumb wop??!! Hallelujah, Jaffar!

Looks like we got us a cowboy.... That 'James Bond' shit never happens in real life! You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. KInda makes me fell like River Dancing. Just pour the drink, you faery fuck! Why don't you get me a coffee? Cafe Latte? Twist of lemon? Sweet and low........ We'll start the ass-kissing with you! (Points to Greenley) Greenly, the day I want the Boston police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe. So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen? Okay Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!! This guy takes out a whole family - wife, kids - like he's ordering fucking pizza. I'll catch you on the flip side..... Hey, Fuck Ass! Gimme a beer! Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked! They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

MISCELLANEOUS

GREENLY: So the only thing we can do, is put a potato on a string and drag it through Sth. Boston...thanks for comin' out!!! MURPH: You'd probably have better luck with beer! CONNOR: Aye, you would!! 'PAPPA JOE' YAKAVETTA: The 90s are killing me!! I shouldn'a done that! You're not SUPPOSED to tell a guy you gonna kill him no more! I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes!! Taking all the fun outta the job!! CONNOR: We havn't really figured out a system to decide who. ROCCO: ME!! I'm the guy! I know everyone!I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking, I know where they live!! We could kill...EVERYONE! MURPH: So? What do you think? CONNOR: (in a monotone) I'm strangely comfortable with it.... MONSEIGNOR: We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men. CONNOR: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. MURPHY: Aye. DOC: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! ROCCO: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. DOC: What? CONNOR: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right? MURPHY: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen. [Picking out weapons and gear] CONNOR: You know what we need? Some rope. MURPHY: What are you, insane? CONNOR: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it. MURPHY: That's stupid! Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for. CONNOR: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it. MURPHY: What's this "they" shit? This isn't the movies. [Murphy picks up a huge commando knife] CONNOR: Oh, is that right, Rambo? MURPHY: All right, get your stupid fucking rope. [After dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters] CONNOR: Well, "name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for"! MURPHY: That was way easier than I thought it would be! CONNOR: Aye! MURPHY: On TV you always have that guy leaping over the sofa -- CONNOR: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes. MURPHY: We're good! CONNOR: Yes, we are! [After Rocco fondles an unconscious woman's breast] CONNOR: What the fuck are you doing? ROCCO: I'll tip her! CONNOR:How far are we going to take this? IL DUCE: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? [After Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] MURPHY: Kind of liberating, isn't it? ROCCO: You know, it is a bit. 'PAPPA JOE' YAKAVETTA:I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke. ROCCO: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. YAKAVETTA: Nigger! ROCCO: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy -- VINCENZO LAPAZZI: Nigger. ROCCO: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know... YAKAVATTA: Continue the joke. ROCCO: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then." [A Russian gangster comes into the bar] MURPHY: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

TAGLINES etc.

Before the MacManus brothers get to Heaven, they're gonna raise a little hell. The MacManus brothers aren't angels, they're just sent from heaven to make life a hell for all sinners. What the cops can't touch, these guys are gonna obliterate... While the wicked stand confounded, call me with thy saints surrounded Thy Kingdom Come, The will be Done. They're on a mission from God.

COURTROOM SCENE

CONNOR: Now you will receive us! MURPHY: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry CONNOR: We do not want your tired or sick MURPHY: It is your corrupt we claim CONNOR: It is your evil that will be sought by us MURPHY: With every breath, we shall hunt them down CONNOR: Each day, we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! MURPHY: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man, of every faith can embrace. CONNOR: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behaviour. And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. MURPHY: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge your lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over - into true corruption, into our domain. CONNOR: But, if you do, one day you will look behind you, and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it!! MURPHY: And we will send you to whatever God you wish.