| Love and Dead Fish Chapter 1 By: CUFFBERT4 |
| Li was sitting in math class staring at the back of Sakura's head. "I know I love her so why can't I tell her." He thought. "Li suddenly snapped to attention to see a very red faced teacher yelling at him. "Now that your back in class would you mind answering the math question and telling us what is so interesting about the back of Sakura's head," the teacher shouted! "Oh, um, uh, 12", Lee stuttered. After class Li got his lunch and headed to the cafeteria. On the way he spotted Sakura. "Man she's cute," he thought as he sat down with his friends. "Hey Mark. Hey Jeff." He said. "Hey", Mark said. "Yo, whaddup dog", Jeff said. Li started to eat his lunch. Mark stared at Li for a while and said, "You like her don't you." "What!" Li shouted. He couldn't hear over the noise in the lunch room. " I SAID YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU!" Mark shouted. "WHO!!!" Li shouted back. Jeff suddenly spoke up. "SAKURA YOU DUMBass!" He stopped on he last syllable when he noticed the teacher was glaring at him and decided to change it to "butt". "No, I don't!" Li said. "Then prove it!" Mark said. "How can I," Li asked nervously. "Put a dead fish in her locker!" Jeff yelled. "She's scared to death of dead fish." "Alright I'll do it," Li said. "Where can I find a dead fish?" Li asked. "They keep a bunch of them in the kitchen!" Mark said. "Ok, I'm going to do it!" Li said. Li got up and headed for the kitchen. To be continued......... |