YOUR WEEKS OF PLANNING AN EVENING FOR TWO IS ALMOST FINISHED. AS THE LIGHTS DIM AND THE WHITE SCREEN TURNS BLACK, GENTLE MUSIC BUILDS UP SLOWLY AND STOPPING AT A GREAT WAVE OF SOUND. YOU SPECIAL ONE REACHES AROUND YOU AND WHISPER, "I LOVE YOU".

[BABY CRYING]

AS YOU BOTH FRANTICALLY SEARCH IN THE DARK, KNOCKING OVER YOUR POPCORN AND DRINKS, YOU TURN TO EACH OTHER WITH NON-EXCITED GLARES, YOU GATHER UP THE REMAINS OF WHAT SURVIVED THE STORM AND LEAVE WITH YOUR BUNDLE-OF-JOY STILL EXPRESSING THEMSELVES.

GOT MILK?

[ANNOUNCER]

THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AMERICAN DAIRY ASSOCIATION.