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| He's a rocker. He's a vampire. He's a virgin. And, in this outrageous horror-comedy spoof, DEAN CAMERON is trapped in a 300-year-old curse that might just keep him a virgin...forever! Ralph is just your normal, everyday vampire teen - except for one thing. He's part of a legend he doesn't want to live up to. Every few decades, he's doomed to watch his would-be girlfriend Mona get fatally clobbered by a maniacal Crazy Pirate wielding a large hambone. But this time around, with the help of his new-found band, ROCKULA, Ralph is determined to outflank the Pirate, short-circuit the curse - and show Mona that when you're a vampire, rock 'n' roll never dies! From the director of the smash hit "Ghoulies," co-starring music superstars BO DIDDLEY, THOMAS DOLBY and TONI BASIL, it's a positively batty tale of sex and blood and rock 'n' roll! |
| The following comes from a promotional brochure that was given to video stores upon Rockula's video release: |
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