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What should you do if find yourself surrounded by
frankenstein, a Zombie and aWerewolf
Answer
Hope you are at a fancy dress party.
How can you make a witch itch
Answer
Take away her..W...
What do you call a nervous witch
Answer
A twitch
What is a ghosts favourite TV program
Answer
Horrornation Street
Why do Vampires gargle with mouthwash
Answer
They have bat breath
How do Witches keep their hairstyle
Answer
With scare spray
What is Dracula,s favourite buildings
Answer
The Vampire State Building
Why was Dracula thought of as being polite
Answer
He always said ...Fangs
Q...Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A... It had no guts...
Q... What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A... Ouch...
Q...How do monsters tell their future?
A... They read their horrorscope...
Q...What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A...A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Q... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A... No, they eat the fingers separately...
Q... Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A... Because they don't have any body to go out with..
Q... What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A Booberries...
Q... What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A... Fangsgiving...
Q... Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A... To improve his bite...
Q...What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A...Frostbite...
Q... What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A... A boo boo...
Q... Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
A... Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
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