SEPTEMBER
Week of 9/23/02
MOTHER DOESN'T WANT A DOG
Mother doesn't want a dog.
Mother says they smell,
And never sit when you say sit,
Or even when you yell.
And when you come home late at night
And there is ice and snow,
You have to go back out because
The dumb dog has to go.

Mother doesn't want a dog.
Mother says they shed,
And always let the strangers in
And bark at friends instead,
And do disgraceful things on rugs,
And track mud on the floor,
And flop upot your bed at night
And snore their doggy snore.

Mother doesn't want a dog.
She's making a mistake.
Because, more than a dog, I think
She will not want this snake.
~ Judith Viorst

Week of 9/16/02
COUNT THE STARS
See the stars above the lake?
What a pretty sight they make!
Each night look the same.

Stars make pictures in the sky.
Did you ever wonder why?
I think they play a game!
Week of 9/9/02
THE FOLK WHO LIVE IN BACKWARD TOWN
The folk who live in Backward Town
Are inside out an dupside down.
They wear their hats inside their heads
And go to sleep beneath their beds.
They only eat the apple peeling
And take their walks across the ceiling.
~Mary Ann Hoberman
Week of 9/30/02
MY FROG HAS GOT A STEERING WHEEL
My frog has got a steering wheel,
a radio, a door,
a hefty V-8 engine
and a stick shift on the floor.
My frog is a convertible
with comfy leather seats.
I drive my frog to go to work
or cruise around the streets.
But now my frog is missing.
Though parked it on the road,
I didn't plug the meter
and it must have gotten toad.