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[Two cats] [One cat]

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New box in the house, packing paper on the floor, and it's ALL for me!	A new plushy bed arrived in the mail today. I prefer the box!
A new bag of cat food sitting on the kitchen floor. I chew my way in.	Cat beds are cozy, but I'd really rather sleep in a cardboard box.
I'm so excited! Chipmunk's in the yard again gathering bird seed.	Little kitty skirt flapping as I run to eat. Who you callin' fat?
A speck on the wall. I'll sit here and stare at it, just in case it moves.	This food is no good. I'll go check my sister's dish. It's always better.
I'm chewing my claws, trying to resharpen them 'cause you cut the tips.	Bug at the window, on the wrong side of the screen. How can I catch it !?
In the dark of night, I'm the queen of the jungle stalking through the house.	Mom says I'm so sweet. Dad says I'm a precious one. I have them BOTH fooled.
I watch you eating, willing each bite of your food to fall to the floor.	Hey! You can't quit yet. I'll tell you when we're finished. Just keep on scratching.
Now I lay me down to rest my weary body. I had a tough play.	Toy mouse on the floor. It looks like dead prey to me. I want a live one!!
I use it quite well, my mental telepurrthy, to get what I want.	My tummy tum tum is roaring like a lion and wants to be fed.
Oh! Purr-purr-purray! It's gonna be a great day. My sunbeam is here.	I can't catch the fly. I know that's hard to believe, but it's much faster.
You - scratching my chin. Me - loving ev'ry minute. We make a great pair.	We can't believe it! Mommy put toys on a tree for us to play with.
I sniff all the gifts. One of them must be for me, but I can't find it.	I just love Christmas. So many boxes and stuff fur me to nose in.
Christmas creations placed beneath the inside tree fur me to sit on.	I'm NOT crunching it! Are you saying I'm too fat? I didn't think so.
Can't make up my mind. So many things to attack. Box, ribbon, or bow?	I run fast and slide on the white tissue paper clear across the floor.
A knock at the door. The U. P. S. man again bringing me a box.	I keep on searching but still can't find my presents. Where did you hide them?
Too much excitement. I'll go hide under the bed 'til it settles down.	My stocking is full. Can't wait to get into it. Mow! Smells like catnip.
So many new toys, I don't know where to begin. Now where is that box?	I love my new mouse, but I don't like the noisy ball. It sounds like a ferret.
Oh, what a great day. Another turkey dinner. Life IS wonderfur!	One swipe of my claws, and your hand would be mincemeat. Just think about it.
Daddy always says it sounds like I've sprung a leak when I give a hiss.	Purray! It's the brush. I love it when you groom me. It feels furry good.
Mommy's little birds. They're eating at the feeder. I would if I could.	The ground got snowed on. It looks really cold out there. Sure glad I'm inside.

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