Don't worry your arrow won't get burnt in this fire!
Don't worry you arrow won't get burnt in this fire either!
Sorry you can't eat them, they aren't real :(
I like this picture, so I decided to put it as the background!
Something about black and white pictures :

"When something is captured in black and white, it seems that the veneer is stripped away and you distill an image down to it's raw elements. i think the lack of colour causes your mind to fill in some of the cracks. Black and white photography, at it's best, captures the essence of an image in a a way that goes beyond what we normally see."
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"S t a n d   O f   T r e e s " ,
from the Garbage site
If at first you don't succeed....
hide all evidence that you
ever tried
m i s c e l l a n e o u s !
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Straight from the pumpkin patch..
my dog Rajah

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Signed playlist and drumstick from Alex Lloyd's gig at Wax on June 26th 2004.
Rajah likes the drumstick too..
Here's a thought....
The Buffalo Theory
A heard of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.
Found this on the web... pretty funny!

"Did you know?
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
-If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!)
-A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
-A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ('Honey, I'm home. What the...?!')
-The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?!)
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Still rather be the pig...quality over quantity.)
-Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmm...)
-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing...)
-A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
-Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
-Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)"
Satellite - I wonder, how clear it must look from there to here. No obstruction, this selfish corruption, all in this atmosphere. No fear, less tears, only time to catch my breath, I fail to inhale, your love constricts my chest - P.O.D.
<<Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches,
Only takes
one match
to burn a thousand trees>>
-Stereophonics
"When you have everything,
You have everything to lose"
-Ben Harper
<<Nothing changes,
Just rearranges>>
-KoRn