And now, it's time for even more of the continuously continuing adventures of SARCASTAMAN. Today's episode: Bad Drivers A Go-go. It all started with one flick of the wrist. Without warning a left turn signal was turned on. The man driving slowly pressed his foot on the break petal until he was going a good seven miles under the speed limit. The man in the car behind him froze in fear as he realized that he was behind... AN IDIOT DRIVER [cue mysterious music. play for thirty seconds. Music stops]. He calmed himself and went to pass the man. He was not afraid of the man turning, as his blinker indicated. He knew it was only on for show. He began passing the man, but before he could, the driver sped up so he could not. Seeing as how he was going faster, the passing driver decided to pull back behind him, but as soon as he did, the man slowed down again. "Help me Sarcastaman!" WHOOSH! With a flash, Sarcastaman lands on the hood of the car of the idiot driver and stares into his eyes. Without warning, Sarcastaman's eyes began spinning wildly in circles. The idiot became mesmerized. "You will not drive like a jackass," Sarcastaman told the man, "You will drive like a normal person." "...like a normal person," the man repeated in a daze. Sarcastaman stopped his hypnotic, eye-roll and flew off. The driver switched off his blinker, and went twenty miles over the speed limit. Just like a normal person. Once again the day is saved. Thanks to SARCASTAMAN. Next episode: The 100 Moron Dash.