Where is Sarcastaman? Oh no! The evil Literal Man has captured him and is holding him in a secret area that nobody knows about! I must go to Hawaii and get him back! Ezosoro to the rescue! Swish, with one good whack on the head the guards are knocked out. Ezosoro runs to the door and rings the doorbell. “What am I doing?” He yells, then busts down the metal door with his pinky finger. One of the guards wake up and say, “Show off,” before collapsing again on the floor.
“Give up Literal Man, my insight is too much for you!”
“Ha! You have no insight,” replies Literal Man.
“Then I’m gonna kick your ass!” Says Ezosoro. Literal Man Ducks and covers his ass and Ezosoro drop-kicks him in the head. Literal Man is defeated. Ezosoro then breaks Sarcastaman out of the cave and carries Literal Man off to the nearest law enforcement holding cell.
“Ezosoro, you said you were going to kick my ass, I don’t get it!” Cried Literal Man. Then Ezosoro raised an eyebrow and replied…
“You take things too literally.”
“Thanks Ezosoro,” Said Sarcastaman, “Now I can write today’s rant.”