It's time for the continuing adventures of SARCASTAMAN!!! Today's episode: Christmas Idiots run amuck. It was a peaceful day in the city of Sarcastaville. Our hero was making his usual rounds, but what he didn't know was that a gang of Christmas idiots was comming to town. Suddenly... oh no! It's a crazed mother trampling innocent shoppers to get that popular toy for her over-spoiled child. Quick Sarcastaman! Do something! WHOOSH! Quickly our hero gets her to buy something her son will actually play with instead of forgetting. Boy was that close. But wait... carolers who sing badly and don't know it. We're doomed! WHOOSH! Oh, thank goodness Sarcastaman was there. They now have bronchitis and can't sing. Yay! Dear sweet mother of God! It's-It's a Christmas Eve shopper who can't seem to figure out why she can't get anything good. Slap her and show her that she's an idiot. Whew. Well, once again the day is saved, thanks to Sarcastaman. Next weeks episode: New Year's Destitutions.