The Fast Food Junkie
And now the continuing adventures of SARCASTAMAN: The fast food junkie. After flying around all day, Sarcastaman was hungry. He decided to stop at a local fast food resturant and eat a hamburger. He quickly changed to Neo McKellan (his alter ego) and ordered his food. Not long after he took his first bite, one of the employees screamed. "It's an idiot!" they shouted. "He just went through the drive-thru and made his order "to go". He's taking forever to order. You're supposed to know what you want before you get in line. He's asking questions with obvious answers about our menu. He ordered McNuggets even though we're not McDonalds. Someone help!" WHOOSH! In a flash Sarcastaman is there. "Leave everything to me." WHOOSH! With lightning speed Sarcastaman lifts the car containing the idiot and hurls it into the sun. The day is saved. Thanks to SARCASTAMAN. Next Episode: Bad Drivers A Go-go.
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