And now it's time for the continuing adventures of Sarcastaman! The town of Sarcastaville is the only known town free of idiots. Thanks to Sarcastaman, the place has been intellectually cleansed, and the people live in a utopian society. But the rest of the world is still under constant battle for the outlawing of those with no common sense. Sarcastaman walked over to his idiot finding modulator (also known as the TV) and flipped channels to seek out idiots. He avoided channels like Spike TV and MTV for the idiocy there is so horrible that even he could not stand to look at it. Finally he came to CNN. What's this?! A man is suing la-z-boy furniture for turning his family into couch potatoes! A man is suing McDonalds for making him fat! A man is suing General Motors after he got in a car wreak! Leaping Lizards! What kind of madmen were these people? Without warning, Sarcastaman fell to his knees and clutched his head. He howled in pain. It was his only weakness. Utter disbelief was Sarcastaman's kryptonite. He tried to overcome his feelings of disbelief. He began thinking of smart people. Einstein. Newton. Stephen Hawking. The disbelief cloud vaporized and Sarcastaman was off. He flew through the air and touched down at the homes of the three sue-ers. With his eye-roll of might, he hypnotized the three into believing they were chickens. He didn't need to make them think they were chickens, but Sarcastaville needed some new entertainment. His task done, Sarcastaman flew off into the night leaving a message to the idiots everywhere who sued people for no reason. Once again the day is saved. Thanks to Sarcastaman.
Sarcastaman!
Sarcastaman!
Sarcastamaaaaaaaaaaaan!