The Sarcastaman 21st Century Dictionary
	Color Code: I made this word up Skids made this word up Someone other than us made it up Real word that I either think should be used more often or in a different context
			Smotage- n. I made this one up. It's used as "God shall put smotage upon you". It's a form of smite. The correct form would actually be smitage, but I thought smotage sounded better. Rule #1 with words: every word sounds cooler when you add the suffix -age or -ulation. It sounds even better with words that don't usually have suffixes. Cultish- a. Being of the nature of a cult. We had a class discussion to figure out how to describe the kids from The Lord of the Flies and I came up with this brand new word. Although it's technically not a new word cause any word can have -ish added to it. But you won't find this baby in any dictionary so I'm keepin' it. Idiocracy- n. a government or business run by idiots. This is not technically a word, although it has common usage. It is also the title of the play I wrote, which you can read on this site. Evilistic- a.  Being or having the qualities of an evil dude. Sponge- n. used as an insult only ("Dude, you're such a sponge") Egg- n. used the same way as sponge Impudent strumpet- n. I got this one and the two above from Shakespeare. A strumpet is something like a whore, but it sounds funny when you call someone that. Spiffy- a. Don't use this too much or you might be punched. Whatever- The universal response to anything. Duh- The universal response to anything obvious. Severage- n. a severing of a body part. A partial severage of my arm. Catastrophizing- v. I learned this on a Futurama episode. To cause a catastrophe. Environmentorcizers-n. environmentalists. Ignoritical- a. Something that is ignorant. Engeniotic- a.  Someone who is a genius. Used sarcastically. Capastrofize- v. To sever extremities. Not to be confused with catastrophizing.