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~Bunny's Story~

Ok one day i decided wouldnt it be fun if i act like a newsie all day? so i went with my friend to the mall, and we talked in NY accents REALLY LOUD everyone kept giving us strange looks, and when we went to get some food, i was lookin at how much everything costs i turned to my friend and was like YA HEAR DAT GOLDIE? DEY JACKED UP DAH PRICE CAN YA BELIEVE DAT?  she was like (not quite as loud as me) I'll be back sleepin on da streets....yea guy behind the counter was like umm can i help u? so we just ordered and ate. then we went to hechts and started trying on the really really expensive hats just for the fun of it ( you should really try it, its a GOOD time - big fun hahaha) and then this sales lady came up and was like can i help you with anything? and we were like naw were just perussin' da murchandise and she was like huh? and we just said nevermind, no tanks' and walked away    its was a good time!


~Pyro's Story~
I dressed up as Jack Kelley for the last day of school.  (My friend dressed up like someone from the Matrix.)  I talked with a New Yawk accent all day long, and picked up a dozen papes from my global studies teacher.  (I couldn't manage fifty.)  Whenever someone made me angery I responded with "Do dat again and I'se 'ill soak ya, bum!"  and I punched the kid who tried to steal my cowboy hat. In the halls I shouted my 'improved' head lines.  (Maniac Killer on the Loose!  Officials Worried He'll Strike again! Road Map to Peace a failure!  Riots Break out in the streets of the Middle-East!  U.S. Soliders in mortal danger!)  That bought me some funny looks.  I started
calling the class bullies the 'Delancy Bruddahs' and told everyone to call me Cowboy or Jack.  I went over Blinks 'They jacked up the price!' speech over the year books. Needless to say everyone was avoiding by third period.
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