The Official Charter of the Sasquatch Militia

The Official Charter of the Sasquatch Militia

In the year of our Lord two thousand and two, this 8th day of May , we hereby declare the Sasquatch Militia to be in existence, and bound by the following decree.

1. Purpose: To provide an arena for the discussion and promotion of hominoid tolerance, equality, and acceptance, to provide a social forum for the Sasquatch Militia's members, and to serve our fellow brothers and sisters to the best of our finite capability.

2. Expectations: The Sasquatch Militia expects all members, whether active or inactive, to behave in a manner representative of good character and decency. Members of the Militia are expected to be neatly shaven, well manicured, and have clean fingernails. Appearance and character are essential in presenting an image of an organized Militia under the leadership of the Hierarchy.

3. Funding: The Sasquatch Militia will be completely self-sufficient and member supported, any school funding would be appreciated, but isn't necessary.

4. Founders: Secretary General Robert, Minister of Peace Paul , High Commander of All Forces Kyle, Regional Commander 10th Grade Chett, Special Liaison John, Secretary of Love and Environmental affairs Brock , Secretary of Propaganda Fadi, General Nate , and Administrative Intern Michael.

5. Requests: In the spirit of liberty, righteousness, and brotherly love, the Sasquatch Militia would like to formally request Harding High school recognize our esteemed organization and allow it equal access to media outlets and a room to assemble. These modest requests are hereby presented to Harding High school and the Sasquatch Militia reserves the right to clarify any misinterpretations.

The Sasquatch Militia hereby submits this Charter, effective as of now, to Harding High school.

Revised Charter as Drafted in Convention of August 23-25th!

In the year of our Lord two thousand and two, this 23rd day of August, We hereby reaffirm our initial charter to bring light into the darkness and would like to submit the following revisions and additions, all our bound by the following decree.

1. Purpose: To provide a forum and arena for the discussion, debate, and propagation of hominid tolerance, equality, acceptance, and equity. To provide a social forum for the Sasquatch Militia members. To serve our fellow brothers and sisters to the best of our finite capability. We exist to spread tolerance, love, and compassion.

2. Expectations: The Sasquatch Militia expects all members, whether active or inactive, to behave in a manner representative of good character and decency. Mmebers of the Militia are expected to be neatly shaven, well manicured, and have clean fingernails. Appearence and Charater are essential in presenting an image of an organized Militia under the Leadership and guidance of the Hierarchy.

3. Funding: The Sasquatch Militia will require no outside funding. We subsist only on the good-will of our members and the profits from the products we sale. Good will offerings are appreciated but not mandated by Militia law.

4. Signers: The following members of the Militia affirmed thru their signature the following document of our beliefs and tenets : Secretary General Rob, Minister of Peace Paul, High Commander of all forces Kyle, Regional Commander 11th grade Chett, Minister of Doom John, Secretary of Love Brock, Secretary of Propaganda Fadi, General Nate, and Secretary of Commerce Mike. The following individuals were not present for the Convention due to Militia operations abroad but verbally approved of our mandate - The Intimadator Clarence, Secretary of Tolerance Dave, and the Admiral of all Naval Forces Tim.

The Sasquatch Militia hereby reaffirms its core values and submits this document, effective as of now, to Harding High School.