Our Declaration of Hominoid Innovation and Fundamental Rights.
Written this 23rd day of December.
Introduction
When patience with the oppressive circumstances, institutions, and edifices which burden, stifle, and constrain the advancement of God’s creatures is exhausted, there exists a fundamental right to liberate ourselves from those who wish to enslave the hominoid culture and cause strife amongst those where envy should not be evident. The premise of self-determination and freedom for those who wish to be emancipated must be promulgated and enacted. The advancements of Hominoid civilization must no longer be held idle by the intolerance and rigid ideology of a ruling plutocracy who threaten the very sanctity of our blessed fellowship.
Over the course of History multitudes of people have demanded, some under threats of annihilation, extirpation, and absolute demise, that their current situation be improved and advanced through additional freedoms. In essence, these individuals demanded what was theirs, what was inherent and endowed to them by their Creator.
For if man grants rights, man can surely rescind them. Thus it becomes imperative that a delineation of basic Hominoid rights is made. If whimsical Kings can create laws benefiting man by issue of their benevolence, a similar situation can occur at the direction of a king’s malignance and indifference.
Part 2
Among the inherent rights granted to all hominoids which have been historically denied by brutal, repressive, and bloodthirsty regimes througout the earth include a right to freedom of conscience, of religion, of thought, and of the press. The very institution of government is necessary to defend the lives, and the right to life from birth to death, of all citizens.
Thus all other hominoid rights are dependent on these two clauses, that rights are not granted by man, and freedom of conscience and the right to express thought are vital to determining all other liberties and rights.
Part 3
Central to the life and the fabric of all hominoids is the desire to innovate. Innovation is a direct derivative of the freedom to think and to share ideas with others. This right has been denied, and scorned, by nearly every society in which Sasquatches have been present.
From the early Dark ages to the communist bloc of the 20th century, Innovation has been swindled and absent because the desire and causation for Innovation have been absent.
Therefore the necessity that all individuals, regardless of race, religion, species, opinion, gender, and viewpoint are given the opportunity to Innovate, is fundamental to creating a society where the liberties of all are ensured.
In Conclusion
Hominoids of all variations are guaranteed certain inalienable rights by virtue of them being given dominion over the earth. Hominoids have inherent rights, which the purpose of government is too defend and ensure that those rights are protected and allowed to blossom. The right to maintain a free mind and allow the free traffic of ideas is fundamental in creating an innovative society. When societies recognize the value in innovation, and the concept of free speech, the chains of darkness and oppression will be severed and hominoids allowed to flourish under a regime of liberty.