From: cristof_04@hotmail.com|  To: sasquatch_Militia@yahoo.com Subject: Peace Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 20:19:25 -0500

  Greetings and well met fellow freedom fighters!  At this time I would 
like 
for a formal concord of peace to be signed between the people of 
Cristopia 
and your quite popular organization.

  Currently, however, we cannot give any open support, as we prefer to 
stay 
out of the public eye, as well as the fact that we may bring down our 
enemies upon you.

  Yes, we too have enemies.  At the moment, our wonderful flying island 
is 
under assault by a terrible armies of Vikings, rumored to enjoy 
consuming 
large quantities of babies.  Such actions are definitely opposed to the 
fulfillment of equal rights and peace.

  Nevertheless, we are willing to provide whatever aid to your cause we 
can 
spare.


      -Cristof, the Cristople of Cristopia

The Official reply of the Sasquatch Militia :

Salutations to the Venerable Cristof,

Dear Cristof, the Sasquatch Militia would like to formally endorse a concordance of tranquility with your esteemed organization. Your poignant plea for assistance was most opportune and represented the zenith of persecution, the likes of which the Sasquatch Militia has yet to endure.

The Sasquatch Militia remains committed to helping the enemies of persecution and fighting the Forces of Darkness. We are also short on capital, due to our efforts to amass a large enough quantity of material to invade Antarctica, and proclaim it The Holy Emirate of the Holy Phajer. Once this plan is prosecuted, and our Emirate is established, the Sasquatch Militia will gladly give asylum to you and members of your entourage of Freedom Fighters.

Therefore a vote will be put before the Hierarchy very soon, and an idea will be conceptualized in order to rid your Island of the Infidel Profligates that threaten your placid homeland.

May you endure,

The Sasquatch Militia