The Following was sent to the Sasquatch Militia via E-mail from another person who forwarded this to us. We currently
Don't have any conceptualization of who, what or where this 'thing' is. But we believe he may be a ruling member of 
what remains of the Hippie Militia.
Listen up you bag of rotten crap. You know what the hell this 
this is about. I want you to drop it off at the quadrecept #1.
You know where this is and if you dont then you should pull that
plunger out of your rectum. The deadline is 7-1-02. Dont ask who
this is because i wish to stay anoynomous you bag of rotting feces.
And if you do not give me the ransom you will be severly incapacitated.
 NOTE TO SELF -
BUY NEW DEODARENT
THE Sasquatch Militia refuses to respond to such inflamatory and cantankerous banter!