Essays

For the months of August and September

Let's Extirpate Saddam! We must liberate the People of Iraq or so says the Secretary General. August 10th 2002!

The Aplomb of a Puissant Leader! The accomplishments of Kyle! By the Secretary General, August 17th 2002!

Fasting for Tolerance! What valuable purpose does this serve? By the Secretary General, August 24th 2002!

Preparing for the Apocalypse! 3 days remain until the Apocalypse. Will you survive? By the Secretary General August 31st 2002!

First Week of Apocalypse is over! Brainwashing tactics more subtle and effective! By the Secretary General September 7th 2002!