Essays
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Bunghole Liquors continues to serve deadly concoctions of intolerance, hate, bigotry, and liquor to all individuals who can prove they are 21 by using a state issued id or drivers license! The menu is laced with intolerant concoctions such as bloody sasquatches, Sasquatches hold the limbs, and the special house brew called intolerant heaven. By The Secretary General, June 22nd 2002. Click here to read this fascinating article. |
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Forest Fires and Humans! Currently thousands of acres of forest have been consumned by vicious fires which are now beginning to threaten hominoid environment. What has lead to these fires, and how can hominoids prevent fires in the future? What is good environmental policy and what can humans and Sasquatches do to prevent the destruction of our habitat? By The Secretary General, June 24th 2002. Click here to read this manifesto of genius! |
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What's the Point? What does the Sasquatch Militia stand
for? What does the Secretary General stand for? What is
the point of fighting for tolerance in a piously
intolerant world, where most government's are predicated
upon the notion of providing tolerance, but no such
tolerance is actually offered to Sasquatches? Recently
the Secretary General of the Sasquatch Militia was
arrested by the FBI. Interrogated by the FBI, Lil' Rob
effectively outlines the Sasquatch Militia's beliefs and
tenets, as well as provides a brief synopsis of the Quest
for Tolerance in an intolerant world. Read the details! By The Secretary General, July 10th 2002. Click Here to read! |
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The Intolerant Voice of Intolerance! Celine Dion Fans of the World, prepare
to be astounded! For years you have been listening to the
music of an intolerant Diva, with dreams of global
hegemony. Don't take it from me, read the essay by The
Secretary General, as he explores the true nature of her
music and whether she truly is a loyal member of the
opulent class. By The Secretary General, July 17th 2002, Click here to read this essay of utter importance! |
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Operation Tips, The Newest NWO Scam! The most egregious violation of our
constitutional rights is about to become a reality. Find
out why Operation TIPS is such a vile and disgusting
antithesis to freedom and liberty and why the NWO has
something to gain if its implimented. Someday when the
War on Terror is completed, how will this program be
used? By The Secretary General, July 26th 2002, Click here to find out the Truth about TIPS! |