School Days

1998 Sony Pictures, 89 minutes long,

Starring :

Joey - Steven Schustermeister

Cats - Jeff Shulthz

Donation boy - Ben Stiller

Father Pete - Chevy 'My Career is Over' Chase

Directed by Mr. Jonathan Corniston

Setting : 1990, Rural Vancouver Island.

Plot : Father Pete is a disgruntled Priest, who has been shuffled around from assignment to assignment, and his next assignment looks to be his biggest challenge yet. He must lead a school of young Sasquatches as the Director of Operations. Only something is different about this school, not only are the students Sasquatches, they also are highly agitating and annoying. As Father Pete soon discovers, It will take a lot of praying to calm these boys down and turn them into good, placid students.

Rating (1 to 5) - 2, The movie has alot of potential, a group of kids who never stop pranking their teachers and Director with an endless barage of jokes, water ballons, and bomb threats. But this movie lacks the cohesion and acting power to truly make it a first rate blockbuster. Chevy 'My Career is Dead' Chase, does a horrible job as Father Pete, and never truly bonds with the kids nor appreciates their attempts to change. Ben Stiller, who plays Donation Boy, the leader of the clique of kids who endlessly pursue strife and mediocrity, is absolutely hilarious. Sadly his performance is not strong enough to rescue the movie from such the horrific, emotionless, and stale acting of Chevy 'I suck greatly' Chase.